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You must be quite the eligible bachelor over there!
When my Dad was alive and I was a miserable dude back there, they tried to set me up with this female. She was very attractive and she wanted to get to know me.
"So.... what are your hobbies?"
"Well, I collect pornography"
Her face shrunk. Her Dad told mine that I was a wreck. And that I was
Now..... recently, after I lost all my 100 pounds of weight...... people who saw me spread news back there that Antlers is looking exactly like he was in college, not much of the wreck anymore...... and the same girl (who is presently in San Jose) buzzed me and we were talking...... she was so sorry for my Dad and she asked me if we could meet. And she remembered and asked if I'm still collecting porn.....
"No, I gave up on it, I even threw the collection away, you want it?? Ya should have told me!"
She got mad again. But never stops to email me every birthday of mine or christmas or so.... Now, this is just ONE female. There are several from college and school who are harbouring thoughts of marrying me. They constantly check with my mom if I am single
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OMG! That's hilarious! Isn't it supposed to be hard after all that gym masochism, though...?
What? You want me to turn my back on the 50 year old mommy armies and flex my gluteus muscles for rigidity?!?!?!
I know a guy who tried that and he farted in front of a female Yeah, you get to meet all these characters in the gym and get to know their stories
When my Dad was alive and I was a miserable dude back there, they tried to set me up with this female. She was very attractive and she wanted to get to know me.
"So.... what are your hobbies?"
"Well, I collect pornography"
Sounds like a good way of dodging brides!
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recently, after I lost all my 100 pounds of weight.....
You lost 100 pounds?! Those maids must've fed ya nicely!
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Now, this is just ONE female. There are several from college and school who are harbouring thoughts of marrying me. They constantly check with my mom if I am single
Not to count all virtual wanna-be's! And let's not forget the cows!
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What? You want me to turn my back on the 50 year old mommy armies and flex my gluteus muscles for rigidity?!?!?!
But doesn't this happen naturally when you work out too much?
You lost 100 pounds?! Those maids must've fed ya nicely!
Not to count all virtual wanna-be's! And let's not forget the cows!
But doesn't this happen naturally when you work out too much?
I was just being figurative with the 100 figure
There was a patch of 3 to 4 years in my mid twenties, where owing to a ****load of personal troubles I shot out tons of poundage....... if I'm living in the gym today, it's just rectifying mistakes of the past.
Besides...... the bum's gonnabe soft unless flexed and made tensile. And it's not too easy to flex these like bi or triceps... only professional body builders can move the 2 bum cheeks clockwise and counter-clockwise
Hahaha! Poor Chowie, innocently going about his day, unaware of the abuse he's receiving on CD.
Being recyclable isn't a bad thing...is it? lol At the very least, it means that we all think he's worth something!
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Those maids must've fed ya nicely!
