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Like a month ago, I was standing up in my plane seat to get my overhead storage...and I stood right up into a woman's boobs. That was embarassing, she probably thought I did it on purpose. My head just crashed up into the bottom of her boobs. I said, "ooh sorry ma'am." She didn't say anything which made it all the creepier.
Is that how your status line came about?
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Originally Posted by Thursday007
She was probably difusing an embarassing situation for you.
I was in the car with another co worker and she was driving and decided to do a 'slug bug' on me and missed my arm and punched me right in the boob. It hurt like hell. So when we got out of the car I reached behind her in the seat for my brief case and slammerd her in the back of the head with it as I was pulling it up. It was like the three stooges.
When I go to Suns' games, my seats are right next to where you enter the section. They usually put a cheerleader there in the 1st and 4th quarters. Every guy in the arena sees it as his duty to get a picture taken with her. Personally, I don't see what this proves...but I'm guessing it might have to do with the cheap feel they all put on her.
At one point, I asked, "Doesn't that ever get old?" She smiled, shook her pom poms a little, and "Tee hee'd."
How awesome would it be to go through life with that mentality. "Hey Sizzle, can I have a meeting with you, you might need to lay somebody off." My response, "Tee hee."
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to test my physical strength against this really freaky guy.
Thankyou hon, it tis mighty beautiful country out thar to behold. My eyes get misty.
Hawk, darlin. You told me you didn't have a digital camera.
Har.har. Har.
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