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Old 11-07-2020, 10:26 AM
 
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Funny but sad.

You can shrug and say, "If I keep doin' what I'm doin' I wont get through the door" or you can stop doin' what you're doin'- and maybe even feel better and get off a few prescriptions (with your doc's agreement).

I'm 67 and my skin has definitely lost its elasticity - can't help that much- but weigh less than I did at my HS graduation and I still look darn good naked. It just takes work.
My knees got ugly/baggy along with some spider veins on my legs, and cellulite on my butt. My honey still thinks I look good naked but I don’t feel as strongly about that as he does!
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Old 11-07-2020, 10:27 AM
 
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I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore

That's why god made candlelight.
I always say this is why our eyesight gets worse as we age!
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Old 11-07-2020, 11:31 AM
 
Location: Sandy Eggo's North County
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This thread has so much potential...
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Old 11-07-2020, 11:59 AM
 
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Everyone looks good naked in the dark!
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Old 11-07-2020, 02:08 PM
 
Location: USA
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Mr. Puss thinks the Old Puss is still hot stuff. Isn't that sweet?
Still, the Old Puss knows her limitations. No more hot pants, no more bikinis, no more skinny dipping.
Trust me, if I partook of the latter in this day and age, they'd only look once.
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Old 11-07-2020, 02:11 PM
 
Location: East Coast
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OMG I got a good chuckle when I saw the title of this thread! Thank you, I needed that.
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Old 11-07-2020, 04:52 PM
 
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I used to play cards with an older Greek guy who owned a bunch of motels around Chicago, great guy. He told me once that he was eating at "Daniels" (a local Athenian restaurant), and overheard some girls in an adjacent booth say that he "Looked like a Greek God". But his balloon burst later on, when he found out what they really said was that "He looked like a Goddamn Greek".

Funny guy, I remember another time when he asked if I had ever seen any of his baby photos. So, he pulls out his wallet, and takes out a black and white photo of a hairy, well-hung, naked midget, with the the head of a baby perfectly photoshopped over the face of the Little Person. I busted a gut over that one. I visited his grave a few weeks ago, and had to smile over some of the stuff that guy said and did. I hope he knows I stopped by.
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Old 11-07-2020, 05:59 PM
 
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When I was young, I subscribed to and often repeated the cliche, "Live fast, die young, and leave a good lookin' corpse".

I failed.
Me too; gettin’ too old to die young
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Old 11-07-2020, 06:00 PM
 
Location: Florida Baby!
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Funny!

Once, in a fit of self-loathing I asked my spouse why he stares at me when I'm unclothed.

"You have parts that I don't have," he said.

And here I thought he was trying to read my tattoos without his glasses.
I so love this!
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Old 11-07-2020, 06:07 PM
 
Location: Florida Baby!
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Maybe others won't notice, the eyesight goes too.
Unless you've had cataract PLUS lasix surgery---then you're shocked how big everything is (including yourself!)
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