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Old 02-10-2010, 06:44 PM
 
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In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!"
— Woody Allen
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Old 02-10-2010, 08:56 PM
 
Location: Lakewood OH
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Interesting premise but who will take care of you when you are a mere babe?
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Old 02-12-2010, 04:19 PM
 
Location: Planet Eaarth
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It is said....."Youth is wasted on the young" and it's so true but that's life!
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Old 02-12-2010, 04:46 PM
 
Location: Maryland
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Definitely a chuckle post, thanks.
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Old 02-15-2010, 01:36 PM
 
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wasn't there a movie based on that premise...with Brad Pitt? He got younger and younger...
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Old 02-15-2010, 02:45 PM
 
Location: SoCal desert
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The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, based on a short story by F. Scott Fitzgerald.
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Old 02-15-2010, 02:53 PM
 
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Inmy next life I wamt to come back as my wifes dog;I'll have it made then.
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Old 02-20-2010, 05:50 PM
 
Location: Lakewood OH
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Inmy next life I wamt to come back as my wifes dog;I'll have it made then.
LOL! My dad used to say when he died he wanted to come back as a Siamese cat owned by me.
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Old 02-22-2010, 02:30 AM
 
Location: Portlandia "burbs"
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Y'know, I think I want to come back as a seagull. I would have a LOT of fun with "fly-by shootings".
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Old 02-22-2010, 02:52 AM
 
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I wanna come back as a pampered house cat.
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