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Hello 911 ? There is a unwanted person in my home, send a patrol car , right away, please. Yes he is under control, my dog has him cornered in the basement. Is he breathing, yes, quite quickly, in fact.
Does he need EMS ? No , unless the dog gets a bit more excited......Yes that is him screaming, in the background. No I don't think he is on drugs, but maybe later he will need some. His name ? I don't know, he seems to have forgotten why he wanted to be in my house. Is he armed? No, but he seems to be pleading for mercy, right now. Hold on a minute...........Rex, leave the guy alone, you ate all ready to day.
There is some one at the door, oh its the Police, I guess I can hang up now ? You are going to save this tape for the annual training session for new dispatchers ? Sure I guess that's OK.
Hello 911 ? There is a unwanted person in my home, send a patrol car , right away, please. Yes he is under control, my dog has him cornered in the basement. Is he breathing, yes, quite quickly, in fact.
Does he need EMS ? No , unless the dog gets a bit more excited......Yes that is him screaming, in the background. No I don't think he is on drugs, but maybe later he will need some. His name ? I don't know, he seems to have forgotten why he wanted to be in my house. Is he armed? No, but he seems to be pleading for mercy, right now. Hold on a minute...........Rex, leave the guy alone, you ate all ready to day.
There is some one at the door, oh its the Police, I guess I can hang up now ? You are going to save this tape for the annual training session for new dispatchers ? Sure I guess that's OK.
Jim B
Toronto.
Ahhh. North of the border they are so nice. Probably gave 'em a coupon to the Pickle Barrel on the way out.
They wouldn't like me, as they were attempting the demonstration of their vacuums on my carpet, I would be demonstrating the effects of a katana on a vacuum hose.
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
Good morning, " said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners. "
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a darn good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."
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