U.S. CitiesCity-Data Forum Index
Go Back   City-Data Forum > U.S. Forums > Florida > Tampa Bay
 [Register]
Tampa Bay Tampa - St. Petersburg - Clearwater
Please register to participate in our discussions with 2 million other members - it's free and quick! Some forums can only be seen by registered members. After you create your account, you'll be able to customize options and access all our 15,000 new posts/day with fewer ads.
View detailed profile (Advanced) or search
site with Google Custom Search

Search Forums  (Advanced)
 
Old 05-23-2011, 12:35 PM
 
6,441 posts, read 4,429,471 times
Reputation: 13545

Advertisements

(My new haiku)
The person wanting
all of the Tampa Bay road
often bubba, not yankee

Remember gumbyfly's post with subject: Haiku: Tribute to the Florida driver? It was moved to the Florida forum and it's still having fun. (Haiku: Tribute to the Florida Driver) People from TN, MO, GA, RI and Canada have added their Florida driving experience to it. So I thought I would start one with "Tampa" in the subject and haiku .

Last edited by Keeper; 05-23-2011 at 02:49 PM.. Reason: removed discussion of moderator
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message

 
Old 05-23-2011, 01:20 PM
 
5,453 posts, read 7,779,124 times
Reputation: 2141
I think you meant:

Put down the Mascara
Tooth Brush
Pasta Plate & FORK (saw it in Orlando on 436 in Altamonte)
Electric Shaver
Blow your damn cigarette smoke in YOUR car NOT mine!


Use your hands when driving, not your belly, boobs or knees!


Quote:
Turn signal-less jerk!
Are you trying to kill me?
Put down the damn phone!
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 05-23-2011, 02:51 PM
 
Location: Tampa, FL
1,389 posts, read 1,947,543 times
Reputation: 993
see that thing up there?
it is called a traffic light.
when it's red, you stop.
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 05-26-2011, 09:28 PM
 
1,106 posts, read 1,952,808 times
Reputation: 954
you're in the left lane
need to go right? swerve three lanes
that's the "Tampa Turn"
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 05-27-2011, 08:53 AM
 
Location: South Tampa
46 posts, read 102,958 times
Reputation: 87
Okay Kitty - looks like you should have first posted a refresher course as to the definition of a Haiku. It's 5-7-5 people!

Watch for bicyclists!
How about a blinker yo?
You don't own the road!
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 05-27-2011, 12:06 PM
 
6,441 posts, read 4,429,471 times
Reputation: 13545
Quote:
Originally Posted by TampaFrank View Post
Okay Kitty - looks like you should have first posted a refresher course as to the definition of a Haiku. It's 5-7-5 people!

Watch for bicyclists!
How about a blinker yo?
You don't own the road!
I know but they're still funny. Take at look at the posts on the original haiku thread that was moved, especially Cereshedge, page 7.
Haiku: Tribute to the Florida Driver
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 05-27-2011, 01:13 PM
 
Location: Brandon, FL
295 posts, read 1,288,406 times
Reputation: 288
Motorcycle gear,
No matter how hot it is,
Never includes shorts.
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 05-27-2011, 01:52 PM
 
2,763 posts, read 4,692,933 times
Reputation: 2764
These haikus are amazing, keep them coming. Makes me chuckle all day long!
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 05-27-2011, 01:55 PM
 
2,763 posts, read 4,692,933 times
Reputation: 2764
Here's mine to contribute to the thread.

The lane ends ahead
why dont you just cut me off
you're going to anyway

my husband came up with one too:
millions of psychics
but I am not one of them
use your turn signal.

Last edited by rezfreak; 05-27-2011 at 02:04 PM..
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Please register to post and access all features of our very popular forum. It is free and quick. Over $68,000 in prizes has already been given out to active posters on our forum. Additional giveaways are planned.

Detailed information about all U.S. cities, counties, and zip codes on our site: City-data.com.


Reply
Please update this thread with any new information or opinions. This open thread is still read by thousands of people, so we encourage all additional points of view.

Quick Reply
Message:


Options
X
Data:
Loading data...
Based on 2000-2016 data
Loading data...

123
Hide US histogram

Over $104,000 in prizes was already given out to active posters on our forum and additional giveaways are planned!

Go Back   City-Data Forum > U.S. Forums > Florida > Tampa Bay
View detailed profiles of:
Follow City-Data.com founder on our Forum or

All times are GMT -6.

2005-2019, Advameg, Inc. · Please obey Forum Rules · Terms of Use and Privacy Policy · Bug Bounty

City-Data.com - Archive 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35 - Top