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Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "KIN YA SWALLAR?" The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, "KIN YA BREATHE?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says, "'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!"
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"'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!"
Well, I've seen it done I know for a fact that it works. I used to coonhunt with 3 guys, one from VA, one from PA and the other from NC. They all had good huntin' dogs and when they'd put a coon up a tree, it was my job to shoot it out. Occasionally the dogs would go in on the coon and rip it to pieces and usually one would get choked on coon parts. They took turns doing the hind lick on that dog until it finally come around on it's own........
I'll have you know that I was the woman in that story and because of that experience, I no longer wear undies nor slacks. In case of another choking emergency, I want to make sure there is nothing in the way of a hillbilly giving me the life-saving hind lick.
A good example of how helpful West Virginia men can be! True Southern gentlemen. Also, AliceT, remember your Bible lessons and don't forget to turn the other cheek.
Last edited by Margery; 01-15-2009 at 04:07 PM..
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