I have a sassy, quick witted cousin. She's gained some weight over the years. One day she saw an old school mate in a store. The former classmate said,"Wow, you've put on the weight. You would look good if you lost some weight"
Not batting an eye, my cousin replied,"Well I could lose weight, meanwhile you will still be ugly"
I about fell down laughing.
catrinac-I'm glad the fool is gone. Wooooohoooooo