News, Twelve amusing excuses for being late to work. (good, hours, move)

[JD59]

There is no worse feeling than waking up in the morning, rested from good night's sleep, and glancing at the clock, only to do a double-take: You're late!

For most people, knowing they're running late for work strikes the fear of God within them and as a result, they move like there's a fire under their feet to get ready.

Twelve amusing excuses for being late to work - CNN.com

[gallowsCalibrator]

You want an amazing excuse for being late? Try horses on the bridge. Yes, you read that right.
This is the story..

By the way, once you get onto the bridge itself, there's no more exits and no way to get off. Also to note, five mile backup means about an hour of delay... and the only other way to get across the water would have only added an extra 3 hours or so.