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Old 10-08-2012, 03:23 PM
 
Location: OKIE-Ville
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No. Georgia women, to save time, don't sweep the food off the table. They simply wallow in the pecan pie, lift their skirts and point to the area needing attention.
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They simply wallow in the pecan pie, lift their skirts and point to the area needing attention.
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Wow, great combo! That's what I'm talking about!

 
Old 10-10-2012, 05:39 AM
 
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Hahahahaha....cpg35223, I totally agree.
 
Old 10-10-2012, 07:54 AM
 
Location: Alabama!
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Its unfortunate that no one can answer the OP's question without being sarcastic, rude or insecure about their own abilities.
Thank goodness!
This Southern woman is ROFLMAO!
 
Old 10-10-2012, 08:39 AM
 
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Thank goodness!
This Southern woman is ROFLMAO!
See ya at the next church social, you wanton hussy, you.
 
Old 10-10-2012, 09:15 AM
 
Location: Petticoat Junction
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Seriously, does anybody bother to actually read the OP before posting a response?
Well, an OP worth a serious response might be a start....
 
Old 10-11-2012, 07:37 PM
 
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Georgia women have a preference for wanton activity in peach cobbler...just saying. Of course we also let men be in charge at all times while we smile and say ya'll. Who needs an education when a man can take charge? Of course, I tend to stay in an apron and cater to any available man who walks by. Am I wanton? No, of course not sugah, just Southern.
 
Old 10-18-2012, 01:15 PM
 
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Well,when your 300 pounds what choice do you really have besides begging?
 
Old 10-18-2012, 03:16 PM
 
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Well,when your 300 pounds what choice do you really have besides begging?
Oh, shucks. I've been to Jersey. Spent lots of time in Jersey, in fact. The state pastime seems to be making the women there look as unflattering as possible with strange wardrobe choices, hair out of a bad 1980s science fiction movie, and accents that make a metal rasp sound downright lyrical.

That's why the island of Manhattan is essentially one big refugee camp for attractive women fleeing places such as Perth Amboy and Passaic let they contract the same infectious disease that afflicts so many women in their home state. You know, the one that make palsied hands unable to grasp a hairbrush or a razor.

And who dresses you people anyway? It's almost as if an XX chromosome requires New Jersey women to wear one of only six kinds of attire: 1) Old Pantera T-shirts, 2) Polyester pants suits, 3) Seventeen articles of jewelry, 4) Old sweatpants or 5) Items with animal prints, or 6) Shapeless things that use extraordinary amounts of synthetic fabric. I guess that last item is your fashion salute to all the nearby chemical plants.

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Old 10-18-2012, 06:00 PM
 
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Well,when your 300 pounds what choice do you really have besides begging?
Ha. Come down South sweetie. Not all of us are shaped like Honey Boo Boo's mama...in fact hardly any of us are. When you come please tone down that Jersey accent, though. It really grates on my tiny little ears.
 
Old 10-18-2012, 06:24 PM
Miv
 
Location: Birmingham, AL
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When I get out of hand I like for my man to give me a spanking.
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