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The night judge is surprised to see a priest, a minister and a rabbi brought into the courtroom. "What are they charged with?" he asks the arresting officer. "Gambling, your honor. On their knees in an alley shooting craps."
The judge could not believe his ears. Turning to the priest, he says, "Tell me the truth now, Father. Were you gambling?"
The priest thinks to himself, "The dear sisters will be so upset if they hear about this. Please Lord, forgive me this little lie." "No, your honor. I was not gambling."
Turning to the minister, the judge says, "Tell me the truth now, Reverend. Were you gambling?"
The minister thinks to himself, "The congregation will be shocked if they hear about this. Please Lord, forgive me this little lie." "No, your honor. I was not gambling."
Turning to the rabbi, the judge says, "Tell me the truth now, Rabbi. Were you gambling?"
Father, I am 80 years old and in 55 years of marriage I had never been unfaithful to my wife. But yesterday I had sex with an 18 year old girl, twice! And we both really enjoyed it.
The priest is a little taken aback and is not sure what to say. Finally he speaks.
Father, I am 80 years old and in 55 years of marriage I had never been unfaithful to my wife. But yesterday I had sex with an 18 year old girl, twice! And we both really enjoyed it.
The priest is a little taken aback and is not sure what to say. Finally he speaks.
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