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Old 04-18-2012, 01:23 PM
 
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Why did the Atheist cross the road?






He had to see for himself what was over there.
We're a pain in the butt aren't we. lol

You know you're an atheist when.......you don't know what to do with your eyes or hands when your at a dinner table with people saying grace.
Contrary to most popular opinion, atheists are not uncomfortable in such situations.

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You know you're an atheist when......you read the bible to tell jokes to your friends.
Most atheists aren't this sophmoric, and certainly have better things to waste their time on.

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You know you're an atheist when...you just can't figure out what to say when someone sneezes, and aren't sure why you need to say anything at all!
This is not a problem. We say gazuntite, which is German for 'good health'. I myself simply say "excuse you".

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You know you're an atheist when.....“God” is something you say on your back, not on your knees.
Only if you are a female atheist or else prefer a more passive position during sex.
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Old 04-18-2012, 03:37 PM
 
Location: Hyrule
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Contrary to most popular opinion, atheists are not uncomfortable in such situations.



Most atheists aren't this sophmoric, and certainly have better things to waste their time on.



This is not a problem. We say gazuntite, which is German for 'good health'. I myself simply say "excuse you".



Only if you are a female atheist or else prefer a more passive position during sex.
Why yes I am a female atheist and no I didn't realize my jokes were not funny but thanks for the heads up. I'll just consider my post a "fail" then.
They made me laugh, I got them from friendlyatheist.com.
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Old 04-18-2012, 03:59 PM
 
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Why yes I am a female atheist and no I didn't realize my jokes were not funny but thanks for the heads up. I'll just consider my post a "fail" then.
They made me laugh, I got them from friendlyatheist.com.
No worries.
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Old 04-18-2012, 07:50 PM
 
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Why yes I am a female atheist and no I didn't realize my jokes were not funny but thanks for the heads up. I'll just consider my post a "fail" then.
They made me laugh, I got them from friendlyatheist.com.
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No worries.

PoppySead, they were funny and i think the way this dude above analyzed each one is pretty....well..... analytic.

orogenicman, got any funnier jokes? (ps. please don't go off searching google for "funny atheist jokes" to try to copy and past something in response.


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Old 04-18-2012, 07:58 PM
 
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Contrary to most popular opinion, atheists are not uncomfortable in such situations.
Most atheists aren't this sophmoric, and certainly have better things to waste their time on.
This is not a problem. We say gazuntite, which is German for 'good health'. I myself simply say "excuse you".
Only if you are a female atheist or else prefer a more passive position during sex.
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Why yes I am a female atheist and no I didn't realize my jokes were not funny but thanks for the heads up. I'll just consider my post a "fail" then.
They made me laugh, I got them from friendlyatheist.com.
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No worries.
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PoppySead, they were funny and i think the way this dude above analyzed each one is pretty....well..... analytic.
orogenicman, got any funnier jokes? (ps. please don't go off searching google for "funny atheist jokes" to try to copy and past something in response.
It is clear that POE is widely applicable even for things clearly identified as jokes. Agree with the Anal . . . ytic, Thinking.
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Old 04-18-2012, 10:59 PM
 
Location: South Africa
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Old 04-19-2012, 12:19 AM
 
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PoppySead, they were funny and i think the way this dude above analyzed each one is pretty....well..... analytic.

orogenicman, got any funnier jokes? (ps. please don't go off searching google for "funny atheist jokes" to try to copy and past something in response.


Well, dude, I'm a pretty funny man (or at least, have a pretty good sense of humour), but I just didn't think those were all that funny. Sorry.

A Jew, an Arab, and an Englishman were walking down the street...__________________________(Fill in the blank)
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Old 04-19-2012, 06:08 AM
 
Location: Limbo
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Old 04-19-2012, 01:29 PM
 
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Hehehe. I liked that last one. Very funny!
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Old 04-21-2012, 01:16 PM
 
Location: South Africa
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