Is this true? How to Identify Where a Driver is From. (windshield, brake)

[JD59]

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.

2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey.

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston.

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles.

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.

7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy.

8. One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game: Seattle.

9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: Texas.

10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia.

11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida.

[Tjukken]

6. cud also be and scandinavian on roadtrip in california.

[j33]

Originally Posted by John1960

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.

Heh, when I moved away for a bit I got the 'you just can't go around honking at everybody' lecture from a new friend who drove with me somewhere. I quickly discovered that unlike home, in other places it actually makes people angry if you honk at them.

[Georgepl]

Originally Posted by j33

Heh, when I moved away for a bit I got the 'you just can't go around honking at everybody' lecture from a new friend who drove with me somewhere. I quickly discovered that unlike home, in other places it actually makes people angry if you honk at them.

You rarely ever hear a horn in Southeastern Virginia. I don't know if we're too polite or what.

[thepizzaguy]

Very funny.

[thepizzaguy]

Should have been an edit, but that function seems to be missing.

Here's a few I came up with....

One hand on wheel, driving 130 mph four feet from your bumper, while flashing headlights to tell you to get the hell out of the way: Colorado

One hand on wheel, one hand holding gun near crotch, crack rocks on front seat with loud hip-hop music blasting through tinted windows: Michigan

Driving large pick up with confederate flag logo on hood, beer cans in bed of truck listening to loud new age country music: Georgia

Driving pick up truck with cousin in passenger seat, pulling horse trailer: Kentucky

Car or truck with bad suspension, Knee on wheel, 40 ounce Colt 45 in one hand, clutching an 8 track tape with the other, Arbys bags on floor: Indiana

Driving on sidewalk, clutching mixed drink in one hand, pager in other with head out side window yelling to people to get out out of the way: Nevada

Driving car with heater on in dead of summer, fishing poles tied down on the roof rack: Minnesota

[Electron]

Originally Posted by Pizzaguy

Driving on sidewalk, clutching mixed drink in one hand, pager in other with head out side window yelling to people to get out out of the way: Nevada

Thought maybe that was Massachusetts.

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by thepizzaguy

One hand on wheel, driving 130 mph four feet from your bumper, while flashing headlights to tell you to get the hell out of the way: Colorado

Haha...I'll add the complement:

Both hands in a death-grip on the steering wheel, driving 20mph below the speed limit in the left lane: flat-land visitor in Colorado.

[thepizzaguy]

I know I drive 20 when I'm coming down the mountain in a rain storm.


Driving a late model rusted out and weathered sedan, sporting a paranoid look with a meth lab in the trunk: Oregon

Other note: Is it me, or am I slowing become the official thread ender in a few of these forums?

Have a great day!

William

[thepizzaguy]

Old pick up truck with the wooden frame and bungee cords fully loaded as a junk hauler that leans off to one side as if it were safe, driver drinking a beer in one hand with hazard lights flashing: Oklahoma

Nothing personal, I live for find stuff like this to write about....