One of my old colleagues has send me an email with a joke in it. I thought the joke might make every one laugh.

Monitor Keeping an eye on the braai (barbecue)

Download Get the firewood off the truck

Hard drive Trip back home without any cold beer

Keyboard Where you hang the truck and bike keys

Window What you shut when it's cold

Screen What you shut in the mosquito season

Byte What mosquitoes do
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INSTALLING HUSBAND
A Woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I Upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a Distinct Slowdown in the overall System Performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery Applications, which Operated Flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 Uninstalled another Valuable Program, Romance 9.5 and then Installed undesirable Programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET...