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Old 10-09-2015, 09:51 PM
 
Location: Oceania
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It used to say "Swan"

Now everyone can see that it really says, "Saskatchewan"

It could read "Shorty's truck stop, Chatanooga, Tennessee" right now and merely "Shorty" when it deflates like Tom Brady's balls.
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Old 10-09-2015, 09:54 PM
 
Location: Nashville
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Sadly, permanent erection is not as funny as it seems, but can be a symptom of Priapism, which causes painful and constant erection and can eventually lead to infertility. It can be a result of injury, poisoning, etc.. Sounds, like some dirty tools were used that sickened the guy, messing with his hormones, etc. Another big reason not to get tattoos are go to a reputable studio where hygiene is top notch.

We should feel sorry for this guy, not laugh..


Now, some people have long-term erections, like myself, due to high testosterone levels. I do weight-lifting , take lot of T-boosting supplements, eat good foods, etc.. The herbs I take have aphrodisiac effects resulting in longer lasting erections. This is a healthy erection, as it is not painful and actually boosts fertility. The difference between a healthy and non-healthy erection is healthy erection will be long lasting but can be controlled by the thought process, whereas priapism is a result of body sending wrong signals to the penis.

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Priapism (/ˈpraɪəpɪzəm/[1][2]) is a potentially painful medical condition in which the erect penis does not return to its flaccid state, despite the absence of both physical and psychological stimulation, within four hours. Priapism is considered a medical emergency, which should receive proper treatment by a qualified medical practitioner. There are two types of priapism: low-flow and high-flow; 80% to 90% of clinically presented priapisms are low flow disorders.[3] Low-flow involves the blood not adequately returning to the body from the penis. High-flow involves a short-circuit of the vascular system partway along the penis. Treatment is different for each type. Early treatment can be beneficial for a functional recovery.
Not all sources give four hours as the guideline for priapism occurring: "The duration time of a normal erection before it is classifiable as priapism is still controversial. Ongoing penile erections for more than 6 hours can be classified as priapism."[3]
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Old 10-09-2015, 10:15 PM
 
Location: In a little house on the prairie - literally
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Sadly, permanent erection is not as funny as it seems, but can be a symptom of Priapism, which causes painful and constant erection and can eventually lead to infertility. It can be a result of injury, poisoning, etc.. Sounds, like some dirty tools were used that sickened the guy, messing with his hormones, etc. Another big reason not to get tattoos are go to a reputable studio where hygiene is top notch.

We should feel sorry for this guy, not laugh..


Now, some people have long-term erections, like myself, due to high testosterone levels. I do weight-lifting , take lot of T-boosting supplements, eat good foods, etc.. The herbs I take have aphrodisiac effects resulting in longer lasting erections. This is a healthy erection, as it is not painful and actually boosts fertility. The difference between a healthy and non-healthy erection is healthy erection will be long lasting but can be controlled by the thought process, whereas priapism is a result of body sending wrong signals to the penis.
Erections increase fertility????

Time to look into your medical references.
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Old 10-09-2015, 11:06 PM
 
Location: Nashville
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Erections increase fertility????

Time to look into your medical references.
No, I mean the type of herbs, lifestyle I have that increases testosterone and produces healthy erections, increases fertility. As oppose to priapism, which can result in infertility. I apologize for not making myself more clear.


Low testosterone
Early symptoms (changes you feel) and signs (abnormalities that your doctor finds) of low testosterone in men include
A drop in sex drive
Poor erections
Low sperm count
Enlarged or tender breasts

Later, low testosterone can lead to decreased muscle and bone strength, less energy, and lower fertility.

Source: http://www.hormone.org/hormones-and-...estosterone-do
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Old 10-10-2015, 12:01 AM
 
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All I can say is, the tattoo artist must have wanted to get ahead.....
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Old 10-10-2015, 02:53 AM
 
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In my opinion, getting a tat on your penis is stupid and I don't have much sympathy for stupidity.
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Old 10-10-2015, 05:10 AM
 
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Priapism is also seen in spinal injury cases. I remember my instructor saying, " when you just peeled that motorcycle rider off the pavement , and he has a hard on- he's not just happy to see you"
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Old 10-10-2015, 09:18 AM
 
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Remind me not to tell you the story about the guy in the ER with the over tight ring toy.....
Don't "tell us about the guy in the ER with the over tight ring toy"

ER people see the strangest things: Rectal foreign bodies | Radiology Reference Article | Radiopaedia.org
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Old 10-10-2015, 07:18 PM
 
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It used to say "Swan"

Now everyone can see that it really says, "Saskatchewan"
There was a joke like that when I was a kid

It was something like...
some guy got a tattoo and showed it to somebody and it said "WETOASOG"
And then the person would say "Is that all you got?"
And the guy answers:
"When it gets hard, it says WELCOME EVERYBODY TO OKLAHOMA ANNUAL SPECIAL OLYMPIC GAMES"
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Old 10-10-2015, 08:14 PM
 
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In my opinion, getting a tat on your penis is stupid and I don't have much sympathy for stupidity.
Me neither. It is one of the most ridiculous things a person could do!
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