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Old 09-21-2021, 06:34 PM
 
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Maybe he's just a video game aficionado who couldn't afford a proper joystick and found a ready solution in s piece of equipment that's in the right place for gameplay.
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Old 09-21-2021, 06:45 PM
 
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Ouch! Why would anyone do that?
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Old 09-21-2021, 07:21 PM
 
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I read a true story once, about a young man working in a machine shop, who got his scrot_m caught and mangled in a turning lathe which he was rubbing up against for erotic stimulation while alone in the room masturbating during lunch-hour. He tried to sew himself shut, but remained visibly bloody and ended up having to go to a hospital E.R. and confess what happened. This was in a letter published in a medical journal magazine in the 1980s.
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Old 09-21-2021, 09:11 PM
 
Location: North Dakota
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https://www.foxnews.com/health/teen-...e-penis-length





Either very stupid or very kinky. Either way, play dumb games - win stupid prizes


Ouchie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh that hurt to read that headline.
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Old 09-21-2021, 09:12 PM
 
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I read a true story once, about a young man working in a machine shop, who got his scrot_m caught and mangled in a turning lathe which he was rubbing up against for erotic stimulation while alone in the room masturbating during lunch-hour. He tried to sew himself shut, but remained visibly bloody and ended up having to go to a hospital E.R. and confess what happened. This was in a letter published in a medical journal magazine in the 1980s.
Tip of the day! Don't rub your jewels against a spinning lathe.
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Old 09-21-2021, 09:22 PM
 
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Seems more like a body mutilation type of thing than anything. Some people are into that. Cutting themselves, piercing their penis and all kinds of things. Hope he gets some help. I don't think measuring is the real situation, it is mutilation. JMHO.
Right.

I've had urologists push smooth, small diameter tubes into my urethra several times...no way anyone did that to himself with something worse.

And certainly not to measure it, because it's surprising how much a penis draws itself into the tiniest nubbing possible when something like that begins to happen.
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Old 09-21-2021, 11:14 PM
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He probably should’ve downed some tide pods and chased them down with a Lysol and bleach cocktail instead.
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Old 09-21-2021, 11:39 PM
 
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One of my favorite annual traditions is the articles like, "What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums This Year?" You think you've heard them all, but some enterprising folks always prove you wrong. Some of these lists also includes things people got stuck in their ears and noses.

What's even more entertaining than the lists of objects are the excuses people come up with in the ER as to how they got there. Far-fetched and idiotic, they run the gamut.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/v74m...tums-last-year
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Old 09-21-2021, 11:57 PM
 
Location: Troy, NY
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If he happens to be a Lawrence, he'll forever be known as Larry the cable guy.

Or worse it could be Peter. Little Peter, UK's Pee Pee Beater!
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Old 09-22-2021, 12:30 AM
 
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There once was a boy with a cable
Who thought he just might be able
To shove it through a keyhole
Or even his peephole
And not come off even a bit unstable.
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