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Originally Posted by Lucario
Too bad the kid wasn't a kidnap victim. She was a randy teen who ran away and was found in a boyfriend's basement.
If she'd have had a better relationship with her parents, maybe the kid wouldn't have run away.
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Aww man, really? That sucks. I was hoping he busted into some warehouse by the docks armed with a SAW, like an M240 golf, in each hand and blasted some vaguely ethnic thugs one by one, dispatching the ringleader with his bare hands, then personally piloted the escape helo back to base in time for family home evening.
Now that'd make one heck of a campaign ad.
e: now that I think about it, Romney strikes me as a Steyr Aug kinda guy. Definitely favors a bullpup.