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Location: On the "Left Coast", somewhere in "the Land of Fruits & Nuts"
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Originally Posted by PhenomenalAJ
Ryan has seen a huge drop in female support after calling for huge cuts in foreplay
I saw Paul Ryan in a mens restroom and he was at one end and I went to the very opposite end 7 urinals down. He said to me "a little shy, are we?" and I replied "Everytime you see something big you want to cut it"
Ryan's first job was driving the Oscar Mayer wienermobile. Romney picked him because he heard he also drove with a dog on his roof.
Paul Ryan goes to horror movies just to yell at the killers "why aren't you going for the old people, they can't manuever as fast!"
Romney has won Mormon of the Year for his brilliant plan in nominating Paul Ryan for the vice presidency. The more old people who starve or get sick and die, the more dead people he can baptize into the church!
Location: On the "Left Coast", somewhere in "the Land of Fruits & Nuts"
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Good "joke" (...LOL)!! Like the one by Bill Maher, "So Mitt, if you are serious about winning, you have to think outside the box. What about... now hear me out... Romney-Zimmerman 2012?
It's unorthodox, but who better than George Zimmerman to personify your campaign theme of, 'I think the black guy's up to no good!'
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