The Romney/Ryan jokes... (voting, democratic, conservative, president)

[mateo45]

Heard any good Romney/Ryan jokes and humor, share 'em here....



A Momon and A Roman Catholic walk into a bar.
Wait, no that can't be right. A Mormon would never walk into a bar!

So two guys, a Mormon and a Catholic, walk into a bar holding hands.
And the Bartender says, "Oh no! The Apocalypse is here!"

A Mormon and Catholic walk into a bar. Bartender says, "we have a drink named after you."
Mormon says, "You have a drink named Obama Wins?"

[BucsLose]

Stick to jokes and attacks while Romney/Ryan take on issues. Too bad your candidate cant debate on his record or his ideas.

[urbanlife78]

haha, I bet the Obama Wins drink tastes bitter and mean to the Cons.

I like the cartoon, what is RMoney hiding in his taxes? I am sure he has donated money to the Democratic party. I wonder if he has phoned the president yet to say "You're welcome Obama."

[nmnita]

I am sure we will see some funny ones: beleive it or not conservatives have a sense of humor and there have been plenty of Obama jokes to make us smile. So far, from what I am seeing here, there have been no really good Romney/Ryan jokes yet.

Nita

[F40]

Give us time we wanna be gentle, so he won't run away.

[mateo45]

Originally Posted by nmnita

I am sure we will see some funny ones: beleive it or not conservatives have a sense of humor and there have been plenty of Obama jokes to make us smile. So far, from what I am seeing here, there have been no really good Romney/Ryan jokes yet.

Nita

Oh yeah, we've all seen the kinda anti-Obama "humor" that makes white conservatives smile...

[Zimar]

Ok, I'll play!

My favorites from twitter today:

Mitt Romney thinks he can buy the Paul Ryan cow without getting the Paul Ryan milk.

Paul Ryan saves Medicare the way having kids saves a troubled marriage.

Paul Ryan is a REAL deficit hawk, not a pretender. He fought for years to reign in the deficit by voting for ALL of George W Bush's budgets. (not as funny, but still true!)

[PhenomenalAJ]

Ryan has seen a huge drop in female support after calling for huge cuts in foreplay

I saw Paul Ryan in a mens restroom and he was at one end and I went to the very opposite end 7 urinals down. He said to me "a little shy, are we?" and I replied "Everytime you see something big you want to cut it"

Ryan's first job was driving the Oscar Mayer wienermobile. Romney picked him because he heard he also drove with a dog on his roof.

Paul Ryan goes to horror movies just to yell at the killers "why aren't you going for the old people, they can't manuever as fast!"

Romney has won Mormon of the Year for his brilliant plan in nominating Paul Ryan for the vice presidency. The more old people who starve or get sick and die, the more dead people he can baptize into the church!

[mateo45]

More tweets...

"It's hard to think of Paul Ryan jokes because there is not one interesting thing about him."

"My problem with Paul Ryan is not that he looks like Eddie Munster, but that he acts like Eddie Haskell."

"After he pushed grannie off the cliff, Paul Ryan sold the wheelchair to the Kochs for scrap, which they used to make bombs."

"Paul Ryan taking over your Medicare, is like Mitt Romney and Bain taking over your factory."

[dixiegirl7]

The Obama/Biden joke is their entire 4 years in office! Unfortunately, it hasn't been all that funny to most people.