Soooo serious in here! Post all your political jokes! Preferably aimed towards Obama (Cheney, voters)
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"Sarah Palin's been spending the last couple of days being briefed by advisers on what she needs to know to be John McCain's vice president. That's true. Yeah. Apparently, the first thing they taught her was CPR." --Conan O'Brien
Hmmm.....seems like the OP's idea about having the jokes be "preferably about Obama" is backfiring (by about 17-1). But I guess when you've got as much comedic material as the McCain campaign has been throwing out there, it's hard not to use it.
Q. Why is John McCain running for President?
A. It was at the top of his bucket list.
Q. Why did John McCain take so long to release his medical records?
A. The archeologists had to find them all first.
"The nice thing about Alzheimer's is you get to hide your own Easter eggs." --John McCain [actual quote]
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