Soooo serious in here! Post all your political jokes! Preferably aimed towards Obama (Putin, activist)
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While sewing up a cut on the hand of a 75 year old west Texas rancher, the doctor struck up a conversation. Eventually the topic got around to
Obama and his bid to be the next President.
The old rancher said, 'Well ya know somethin' son, Obama is what we used to call...a 'post turtle'.'
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top,that's called a 'post turtle'.'
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain ... 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't
belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there in the first place !!''
"Sarah Palin right now is training for tomorrow night's vice presidential debate in Arizona. And she says it has really helped her on foreign policy, because from Arizona she can see Mexico." --David Letterman
"Meanwhile the big question that I don’t know if anyone has asked yet -- while Sarah Palin's yammering it up with Joe Biden in St. Louis, who's keeping an eye on the Russians? What happens if Putin decides to rear his head?" --Jimmy Kimmel
"Political activists are now saying, if Sarah Palin does not do well tomorrow in the debate, she will voluntarily step down from the ticket by Friday. So far, there have been over 2 million emails and phone calls, urging her to stay. All from Tina Fey." --Jay Leno
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Letterman's up first
Jimmy Kimmel
