Moron Jumps into Tiger's area at Bronx Zoo (lawyer, move)

[Amisi]

This idiot.... I heard he was suicidal also. With his love of tigers, didn't the imbecile realize that, had the tiger killed and eaten him, they more than likely would have to put the tiger down?

[mathjak107]

nah , the toger wouldnt have eaten him. i heard he worked as a part time comedian and he would have tasted funy.

[simetime]

Originally Posted by mathjak107

ooooh man you got my vote for best one.

i was going to say if the tiger ate his arms and legs we could hang him on the wall and re-name him art.

Unless he went swimming and then his name would have been Bob

[mathjak107]

and the award for the funniest name was ??????????????????????? and goes to ??????????????????

i vote for claud submitted by r small , that one was just perfect for this case

[BajanYankee]

I saw this on the news. A tiger caught a man by the toe, eh?

[11KAP]

the tiger had him so mezmerized, he forgot about logic smh.



stupid.

[Fred314X]

A couple of years ago, two teenaged boys broke into the Bronx Zoo in the middle of the night. One of them, for reasons that shall remain unknown, decided to climb down into the polar bear cage. The bear mauled him to death.

Next day, his parents sued the city! Fortunately for all the taxpayers who live here, the judge had some common sense and threw the case out. He seemed to think that breaking into the zoo and climbing into the polar bear cage was something that the kid did voluntarily, and because he did it when the zoo was closed, the city didn't have any obligation to the family of the (unusually stupid) kid.

Jumping into the tiger area? Big deal. It's just further proof that some people never learned how to use the brains they got when they were born.

[Amisi]

That was more than a couple of years ago --- it was 1987 --- and it was the Prospect Park Zoo. Here's a link:

POLAR BEARS KILL A CHILD AT PROSPECT PARK ZOO - NYTimes.com

[11KAP]

this is not supposed to be funny, but it is crazy.

[SNAPOUTTAIT]

Originally Posted by Amisi

This idiot.... I heard he was suicidal also. With his love of tigers, didn't the imbecile realize that, had the tiger killed and eaten him, they more than likely would have to put the tiger down?

Not true. The idiot trespassed into the tiger's sanctuary. He was even issued a ticket for doing so. Had the tiger leaped over a wall, that would be a different story.