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Old 03-21-2011, 01:22 PM
 
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That is hilarious!!
He'll get me back... somehow.
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Old 03-22-2011, 09:35 AM
 
Location: Where there is too much snow!
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He'll get me back... somehow.
No RB, I look forward to your humor, it makes me laugh knowing there's always a better group of people out there . With all the BS that's flying around here caused by my family, this place should be a freak'n airport .

Thanks Bro.

How's Felix and yourself been doing?
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Old 03-23-2011, 03:33 AM
 
Location: Over the Rainbow...
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I also look foward to redbird's humor, as well as MK's. They always make me laugh. EB sorry to hear of family issues; I get them too and I'm 4000 miles away.
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Old 03-23-2011, 09:47 AM
 
Location: Where there is too much snow!
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I also look foward to redbird's humor, as well as MK's. They always make me laugh. EB sorry to hear of family issues; I get them too and I'm 4000 miles away.
Don't be, I don't go around most of them anymore, that's why my blood presure is still in great shape. And all of theirs are off the charts, let pick each other off like snipers. LOL
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Old 03-23-2011, 10:03 AM
 
Location: Oklahoma(formerly SoCalif) Originally Mich,
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Meet the Ya Ya Sisters:

Ya Ya Sisters
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Old 03-23-2011, 05:32 PM
 
Location: Oklahoma(formerly SoCalif) Originally Mich,
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The Hotel Bill


An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of London's most expensive hotels. When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for £250.00.


She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth £250.00 for just an overnight stop without even breakfast."



The clerk told her that £250.00 is the 'standard rate' so she insisted on speaking to the Manager.



The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk announced: "the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use."
“But I didn't use them," she said.
“Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.


He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from Edinburgh, Glasgow, and Aberdeen performing here," the Manager said.



"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!"

The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to the Manager.


The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. "But madam, this check is only made out for £50.00." ''That's correct. I charged you £200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.

"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.


"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."




Don't mess with Senior Citizens
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Old 03-24-2011, 09:32 AM
 
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How's Felix and yourself been doing?
We be fine. I caught a mega cold, turned into sinusitus, was off work for a week. Felix has his usual multiple health issues just like Felix Unger. We have dentist, eye, and cancer appointments. Just a normal day around here. He has been cancer free for 3 years, so this is just a test to confirm it is still gone. Keep your eyes crossed.

Give a hug to your missus from us. And a kiss and a squeeze too.
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Old 03-25-2011, 10:03 AM
 
Location: Where there is too much snow!
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We be fine. I caught a mega cold, turned into sinusitus, was off work for a week. Felix has his usual multiple health issues just like Felix Unger. We have dentist, eye, and cancer appointments. Just a normal day around here. He has been cancer free for 3 years, so this is just a test to confirm it is still gone. Keep your eyes crossed.

Give a hug to your missus from us. And a kiss and a squeeze too.
Will do Bro and you take care of yourself and Felix. I'l tell BJB you send your best . Your good people in my book.
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Old 04-13-2011, 12:52 PM
 
Location: Over the Rainbow...
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will do bro and you take care of yourself and felix. I'l tell bjb you send your best . Your good people in my book.
Hello EB, MK and redbird!
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Old 04-13-2011, 03:55 PM
 
Location: Blue Ash, Ohio (Cincinnati)
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Been off of CD because of the new work schedule and trying to get use to Cincinnati; exploring and such. I am also trying to stay away because some people on this site are just out there and literally know nothing that I feel like I am wasting a lot of my time on here.

Plan to be back on more in the next few weeks once I am done on some of the current projects I am working on.

Hope everyone is enjoying spring so far.
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