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And, you probably won't believe this, but hundreds of thousands of Americans proudly put their lives on the line, and went off to fight wars, and didn't crap their pants to get out of it.
Or like Romney did, hiding behind religion in France.
Look. I personally signed up and went to Vietnam. My brother was drafted, went on the bus to get his physical only to be told that he was rejected because he had asthma. And he played football in high school all 4 years. He was still rejected. The military rejected tons of draftees at their physicals due to all kind of different ailments. Nugent was one of them most likely due to hearing loss.
"I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, **** the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.
So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell. They were ridiculin' me and pushin' me around and I was cryin', but all the time I was laughin' to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, "Oh my God, put those back on! You f****** swine you!" Then they had a urine test and I couldn't ****, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin' up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin' up. So I went home and cleaned up.
But you know the funny thing about it? I'd make an incredible army man. I'd be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I'd have the baddest bunch of mother*******' killers you'd ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn't into it.
So, let me ask the folks out there who hold this guy up as a hero, and a spokesperson for the right wing...
Why?
What a FREAK. I'm sure glad he's not claiming to represent Democrats. The Pubs can have him and enjoy him in ALL his glory.
Um, that's a direct quote from Nugent.
He failed his physical because of what he said there.
Why do you people put such pathetic losers on the pedastal of your celebrity crushes? Chuck Norris? Ted Nugent? You folks are really scraping the bottom of the D-List Barrel!
Speaking of Teds. Ted Kennedy got of for murder by "what he said" and the lefties still adore him.
I cannot figure out why lefties hate him so much. Oh, wait a minute, I know, many hate anyone with an R next to their name.
I can't figure out why the right loves him so much. This is the party that practically has apoplexy if a politician isn't wearing a flag pin on their lapel, and here they are worshiping a guy who bragged about covering himself in his own feces to get out of fighting for his country.
Speaking of Teds. Ted Kennedy got of for murder by "what he said" and the lefties still adore him.
That might be an interesting discussion. For different thread. This one is for the right wingers to bask in Ted's glory. Nice try.
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