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Hello and good evening to the gays, lesbians, transgendered, transmutant, trwill answer lssexuals, bis, zombies, aliens, the gay aleins (the one's who fly around anal probing humans), and anyone else who believes they are being oppressed by main stream society. My name is Zach, but you can call me Batman. And tonight I am calling on you for help!
You see, I am currently in a relationship with two people, both of whom are men just like me. One of them is my brother. Now now before any big ots go off and start saying that my relationship is disgusting I would have you know that such sexual behaviors have been totally validated by nature as I have seen a dog mount another male dog before, and a female one, and another male dog who was part of it's own litter, and even a human being (see sex outside the species is natural too) . The point is that it's clearly obvious that my relationship I perfectly natural as animals have done it before.
BUT, that is NOT why I am here tonight gay, lesbian, transpecies, transsexuals, trans radios, and gay aliens of America. No, I am here tonight so you can join in my fight for equal rights! You see my dream is to get married to these two men, so I heard on TV that in California they believe love is love and it's a right to marry state. Well that is COMPLETELY false! I went there just the other day to try and get married and they refused me because I wanted to marry 2 people instead of one, one of whom again is my brother, who is very upset about this. We even found a minister who would support us, we met him in LA outside of the Church of Scientology. We also are upset that they are refusing us adoptions! I know right? Bunch of phobic bigots!
However gay America, YOU can change this! I see the parades, I hear your cries, you say '' love is love '' and to be who I want to be, well this is it. You say marriage is a right to everyone and all relationships are equal. You say it's wrong to judge people who are different, well I certainly agree. I also must make it clear that I did not choose to be attracted to my brother and another man, I was clearly born this way and there is nothing wrong with me! To suggest other wise makes you a closed minded racist Republican!
So gay Americans, will you not fight for my right to marry my brother and another man?! If you don't you're a hypocritical bigot! How dare you say MY relationship is wrong or sick! How would you feel if people said the same thing about yours? Don't be a bigot, support my rights too. We just need to redefine marriage again because remember many completely non biased and uncorrupted judges said it's unconstitutional not too.
Be a real equal rights supporter!
(the above is clearly satire and just being used to illistrate a point.)
The OP was making a rational argument, not a moral one. Rationally, why does the slippery slope start with gay marriage? Shouldn't it start with straight marriage? Why not start it at interracial marriage?
Those things are still between 2 normal people. According to most people anyways. I think anyone who gets married loves punishment lol..
If gay people are abnormal, then red-headed people are even more abnormal. If normality is you rational basis for denying a right, then if you ban gay people from marrying, shouldn't you also deny red-headed people from marrying?
If gay people are abnormal, then red-headed people are even more abnormal. If normality is you rational basis for denying a right, then if you ban gay people from marrying, shouldn't you also deny red-headed people from marrying?
What about red headed gay folks? You got problems with them too?
What about red headed gay folks? You got problems with them too?
I don't have a problem with any of them. SocialistAtheist does. Ask him.
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