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Old 07-02-2010, 08:19 AM
 
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OK so when I was at ASU, and living in the dorms, I met a girl I thought I would love forever. She told me she was saving herself for Jesus, which I thought was admirable.

One night, after I came home from Intramurals, I found her in my bed, but not alone. Their was an illegal immigrant with her. I was shocked.

She just looked up and said, "Hey, meet Jesus." She was nothing if not honest.
That is a very old joke, J.

 
Old 07-02-2010, 08:21 AM
 
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That is a very old joke, J.
Well I am 77...so you jerks have been telling it at my expense?
 
Old 07-02-2010, 08:21 AM
 
Location: Mountains of Oregon
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4 dayer if you take an extra vacation day.

Every day is SAturday.....WhooooooooooooPpeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee





starting at 47...
 
Old 07-02-2010, 08:23 AM
 
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Well I am 77...so you jerks have been telling it at my expense?
Oh stop.
 
Old 07-02-2010, 08:25 AM
 
Location: Pittsburgh
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Big Boss Lady just called to say we could leave at 2! Happy hour starts early today, my friends.
 
Old 07-02-2010, 08:30 AM
 
Location: Mountains of Oregon
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Big Boss Lady just called to say we could leave at 2! Happy hour starts early today, my friends.

How Dry I Am.
hic


 
Old 07-02-2010, 08:33 AM
 
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Big Boss Lady just called to say we could leave at 2! Happy hour starts early today, my friends.
Wasn't Big Bossy Lady a wrestler in the WWF back in the 80s?
 
Old 07-02-2010, 09:48 AM
 
Location: The Hall of Justice
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That is a very old joke, J.
Up there with the one with the punchline, "Jose, can you see?"
 
Old 07-02-2010, 10:05 AM
 
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You two are Buzz Kills.
 
Old 07-02-2010, 02:49 PM
 
Location: So Cal
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Bounced out of work early today, hell to the yeah.
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