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No, thanks. I've been to the C-D Lounge and all they ever do there is play music videos. I doubt they have any couches...
Tell you what, it's getting late, i'm getting kindda hungry. What do you say we go out to a nice little cafe around the corner that's open all night? Bring your wallet, I forgot mine at home. If you pay for dinner, I might pay next time...
and put on a shirt!
*hopes Phil pays, cause I lied about paying next time....
Oh, what the hell - I'm a sucker for a pretty face and a decent line! Sure, I'll pay. I usually get an omelet at this time of day - how about you?
Do you have a regular flannel shirt somewhere? The wife beater makes me look kind of trashy when you wear it.
Wife-beater? Nooo...I don't own a wife-beater. We're talking CLASS here...17th century class, granted, but class nonetheless. Sadly, I don't OWN anything flannel - never been a lumberjack. Wanna' take me shopping? You could drape the flannel on my timber...
if you want to go totally pirate, I have an african Grey parrot you can borrow.
Oh, damn! I had a macaw at one point - even taught it to speak piratese! Sadly, I gave him to a good friend who had a greater need for company...just wonder how he's dealing with a parrot who yells "WENCH! WENCH"!" and "Ya chum-bucket!"
Wife-beater? Nooo...I don't own a wife-beater. We're talking CLASS here...17th century class, granted, but class nonetheless. Sadly, I don't OWN anything flannel - never been a lumberjack. Wanna' take me shopping? You could drape the flannel on my timber...
Did I just hear a man offer me to take them shopping!?? I will be delighted to take you shopping. We'll see all about that timberwood later when I get you all dressed up.
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