Relationship Chat #15 (loyalty, stalking, wife, how to)

[max's mama]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

I was hoping they taught the lazy monkeys to put some effort into it and pick up clean fruit from the trees.

I think the reason why they liked the fruit off the ground was because it is fully riped when it falls.

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by max's mama

I think the reason why they liked the fruit off the ground was because it is fully riped when it falls.

I betcha they were lazy male monkeys who didn't wanna lift a finger to do anything!

[max's mama]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

I betcha they were lazy male monkeys who didn't wanna lift a finger to do anything!

I bet they just wanted to pick through each other's hair all day long.

PS: I'm now fully convinced we have evolved from those species. How else do you explain Jersey Shore?

[crabman1]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

I betcha they were lazy male monkeys who didn't wanna lift a finger to do anything!

In the end the female monkeys left and took the males for all the ripened fruit they could, but not before crushing their spirits and kicking them in the nards.

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by crabman1

In the end the female monkeys left and took the males for all the ripened fruit they could, but not before crushing their spirits and kicking them in the nards.

I dunno... That's not this monkey's story and this monkey hasn't seen any of these monkey legends for real.

See, there's always a way of getting around rules!

[crabman1]

I would frame a lucid well reasoned and somewhat humorous response to that but I'm feeling a little lazy.

[Hawk J]

Originally Posted by crabman1

PKZ170-200300-
EASTERN ALEUTIANS CAPE SARICHEF TO NIKOLSKI
400 AM AKDT SAT MAR 19 2011

...HURRICANE FORCE WIND WARNING THROUGH TONIGHT...

.TODAY...SE WIND 30 KT INCREASING TO 65 KT IN THE AFTERNOON.
BERING SIDE...SEAS 10 FT BUILDING TO 15 FT IN THE AFTERNOON.
PACIFIC SIDE...SEAS 25 FT. RAIN.
.TONIGHT...S WIND 65 KT BECOMING W 65 KT AFTER MIDNIGHT.

Sigh. Once it turns westerly and the Islands no longer lie between us the sea state will rise to 35 foot. She is angry tonight. I can already see the fear in the crews eyes.

Are you fishing in the same area the crew in the movie "The Perfect Storm" were supposedly fishing?
Are you the Captain & Owner of the fishing boat?

Be Safe Out thar...

[crabman1]

No, Bering Sea. They were out on the east coast. New Bedford or Glaucester (spelling?) can't remember which. I do not own the boat.

[JennyMominRI]

Originally Posted by crabman1

No, Bering Sea. They were out on the east coast. New Bedford or Glaucester (spelling?) can't remember which. I do not own the boat.

Gloucester MA

[max's mama]

I have never gone fishing in my entire life. I think I don't have enough patience for the experience....but I do love fish.