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in his twin sized dorm bed while his roomate was sleeping
in the backseat of a small car (very small) parked somewhere in the woods off of an exit from I-75 in Georgia
in his bed at his parents' house while they were sleeping in the room directly below
on a blanket in the woods
in the back of a truck camper
in a small open topped boat anchored in the Intercoastal waterway in broad daylight in FL
in the master bedroom closet on the floor (due to mother-in-law sleeping in guest bed that shared a wall with our master bed
on top of a very flimsy computer desk
all around his bedroom, standing up
LOL, we should have a "worst sex you ever had" thread. I can still think of one very bad episode. *shudder* Let's just say when the phone rang in the middle of things, he got up to answer. The reason? "It could be my mother calling." Yikes!! I was out of there and that relationship ended pretty much right then. I mean, let the machine get it!!!
Probably the worst/most riskiest was in my pool/hot tub. I live on a state road where you can see it from and there's constantly cars driving past. Also, my grandfather lives next door and there's constantly town police sitting in his parking lot, luckily there were no cops that day.
In my car a couple times
On my porch
On the hood of my car in some industrial park at like 2 in the morning, and I think we parked the car in front of a survailance camera
It depends how people define "sex". I once got to 3rd base with a gal in a movie theater. While the moving was playing. With people around us. We were in the back row where it's darkest so I'm sure nobody saw us.
As for getting to home plate, I've done it in the office a number of times in the evening hours. Once we almost got caught because the janitor, who has the office key, suddenly came in. We had just seconds to put on our clothes and regain our composure. I think he knew something was up when he saw us -- it's hard to gain your composure that fast after suddenly stopping sex. Plus you look like a mess
It depends how people define "sex". I once got to 3rd base with a gal in a movie theater. While the moving was playing. With people around us. We were in the back row where it's darkest so I'm sure nobody saw us.
As for getting to home plate, I've done it in the office a number of times in the evening hours. Once we almost got caught because the janitor, who has the office key, suddenly came in. We had just seconds to put on our clothes and regain our composure. I think he knew something was up when he saw us -- it's hard to gain your composure that fast after suddenly stopping sex. Plus you look like a mess
Third base...I've always wondered just what that sticky stuff on the floor in theaters is, now I know
Watch the entire clip. The joke people are implying is in this skit.
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We were in the back row where it's darkest so I'm sure nobody saw us.
