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Okay, forgive me if this is too inappropriate -- Last night me and my bf were playing around in the bedroom and his leg slipped and busted my lip wide open (blood everywhere). Inbetween the splitting headache and continued blood flow, I couldn't help but to just laugh. I mean that stuff happens and I like to play a little rough but I've never actually had this type of thing happen.
It can happen. We were doing the same thing but on the couch. She started tickling me. She knows the exact spots that I'm very ticklish at. I rolled off the couch and landed on her daughter's seat in the middle of my back. My back still hurts this morning, but we were laughing about it the whole night. No blood, though.
One summer night back in high school me and my girlfriend are making-out in the front seat of my car at this "Lover's Lane" type place out near the Santa Monica pier in California. She is, ummm....how shall one say, bestowing upon me some oral pleasure, so I am reclined in the driver's seat, sitting sort of sideways and I have my front door open to give me more room.
Her shoulder hits the car's gearshift and knocks it into neutral, and since I didn't have the emergency brake on we began to roll forward toward the water.
I quickly swing around into more of a driving position, kneeing her in the nose, thus bloodying it. But worse, I stick my foot out of the open door to try and plant it on the ground to stop the car from rolling. My foot catches a pothole and then the door slams my lower shin. I break my ankle.
I was playing h.s. baseball at the time and missed the rest of the season. I was a pretty good pitcher back then and my coach blamed us not making the State Playoffs on my missing the latter 1/3rd of the season.
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