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I was up for the ENCOUNTER but not that night. I was talking about on the weekend. First she said she has to go out of town in the morning and then she said text me back saying I think I want to accept your offer.
But I never said tonight in the text, I just wanted to know if she was up for it and then would could plan it for another night
I don't answer my door at 2am in the morning.
It's obvious you're really really bad with women.
Not so good in the cleaning/grooming area either.
Add lousy in the sack as well...which is impossible to be if you are IN TO IT.
Dude you really need to shape up or lower your sights. I mean, REALLY lower them. Meth hags or hookers.
Add lousy in the sack as well...which is impossible to be if you are IN TO IT.
Dude you really need to shape up or lower your sights. I mean, REALLY lower them. Meth hags or hookers.
He doesn't actually indulge in intercourse but in what he calls, "Safe Adult Fun" which hinges around a woman walking on his back with bare feet and similarly very mild fetishism. But don't dare to call it fetishism as this to him is a nasty term.
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hookers??? Ewwwww
Yet you'll reach out to someone totally anonymous on Craigslist, have them come to your apartment after dark, spend a couple of hours with you playing your "Adult Fun" games and then give them a gift certificate and/or pay their parking fees and continually assert that this has nothing to do with hookers or prostitution. It would be far more becoming for a middle-aged man to simply accept the fact that he has minor little fetishes which he's willing to pay someone to provide rather than continually asserting that this in any way relates to "dating" or any sort of meaningful search for a relationship.
A person who constantly ask for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them!
Me: What do you recommend for dinner here?
Friend: The pasta is good.
Me to Waiter: I'll have the steak please!
Friend: You're such an askhole!
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Someone who consistently abuses internet fora and discussion boards to post stupid questions a quick google search could have easily answered. Usually withholds relevant information so that even posters trying to help cannot really solve his problem adequately. Utterly disgraceful and quick to insult anyone who refers him to google or other sources.
As a professional: the living definition of a malpractice case.
Nik (celebrity askhole extraordinaire): Quick, I need to know whether a landlord is allowed to... .
Board (grown impatient): You again? Don't you claim to be an attorney? Have a look into the relevant statute and case law or at least do you goo diligence.
This is how to best sum up many if not all of his threads.
He never fails to amuse and give one the opportunity to simply shake one's head and feel eternally grateful that, "there but for the grace of God go I" ...
He never fails to amuse and give one the opportunity to simply shake one's head and feel eternally grateful that, "there but for the grace of God go I" ...
I like it best when he defines his "safe adult fun" . .
Is he still into the foot fetish thing? If so, I painted my toenails a semi-deep purple. They look lovely!
I like it best when he defines his "safe adult fun" . .
Is he still into the foot fetish thing? If so, I painted my toenails a semi-deep purple. They look lovely!
Don't forget the caps as they're very important - it's "Safe Adult Fun". And now you've done it and, once he gets out of bed today and starts reading he's going to invite you to Philly for Show and Tell!
Don't forget the caps as they're very important - it's "Safe Adult Fun". And now you've done it and, once he gets out of bed today and starts reading he's going to invite you to Philly for Show and Tell!
Things that you shoudn't read before lunch.
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