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Old 11-01-2013, 09:53 PM
 
Location: Pa
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But i want to be the really bad mr. freeze, when Ahnold played him, with all the bad puns and horrible acting.
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Old 11-01-2013, 10:05 PM
 
Location: Montgomery County, MD
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I won't date any women so fat that the following apply:

- Has more chins than the Chinese phone book
- Looks at a menu and says "OK!"
- Sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose
- Wakes up in sections
- I tell her to haul her butt over and she makes 2 trips
- She refused to swim on her trip to Japan because whaling is still legal there
- Obamacare doesn't cover her. Nor does a circus tent.
- I wanted to talk about her behind her back but my car only had half a tank of gas
- Has smaller fat women orbiting her
- After sex you roll over 3 times and are still on her
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Old 11-01-2013, 10:08 PM
 
Location: Pa
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I sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
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Old 11-01-2013, 11:07 PM
 
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I sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Ma'am are you sure it was a rainbow?
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Old 11-02-2013, 05:27 AM
 
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It wasn't a rainbow, it was Trayvon's hoodie.
Hahahaha (too soon I know)

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Ma'am are you sure it was a rainbow?
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Old 11-02-2013, 06:58 AM
 
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It wasn't a rainbow, it was Trayvon's hoodie.
Hahahaha (too soon I know)
What was too soon about it? It wasn't funny but it wasn't too soon. Boston Marathon jokes are what's in the Too Soon category at this moment.
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Old 11-02-2013, 07:05 AM
 
Location: Pa
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Ma'am are you sure it was a rainbow?
Yes I ate one.
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