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i went to visit a woman i met online. at first sight she was beautiful, i would have married her based on only what i saw. she was fun to hang with, a sweet woman, she was not from the area and that did not matter. i noticed her diet was not typical, she ate 2 hardboiled eggs repeatly dipped in ketchup and salt. her diet was not the cleanest. As I was rounding third base and headed for home, the smell of the passion fruit made me suspect it had rotted, at which time I lost my apetite and got tagged out by the catcher as I was running back to third. Disappointed, I returned to the dugout with ego bruised but dignity intact, looking forward to my next at-bat another day. what are your stories?
Last edited by johnycakes; 12-12-2007 at 08:13 AM..
Reason: tried to make the post more tasteful.
OMG! That gal needs to see a gyn and get some help! This was not a funny experience for you, but I was just picturing your reaction to the "scent" she emitted!! And I cannot imagine she hasn't noticed it unless she has no sense of smell.
Yes, in a way. The lady smelled like she didn't use deodorant much, she smoked entirely to much, didn't have a very clean apartment (or mouth). I was able to excuse myself and leave her and her apartment politely.....THANK GOD!! Never seen her again and allowed myself to be more "choosy" in the lady I picked to date. Today, I can look back at that lady and think to myself, "was I really that desperate to have a girlfriend or relationship to go for a gal like that"? At the time, yes.
i went to visit a woman i met online. at first sight she was beautiful, i would have married her based on only what i saw. she was fun to hang with, a sweet woman, she was not from the area and that did not matter. i noticed her diet was not typical, she ate 2 hardboiled eggs repeatly dipped in ketchup and salt. her diet was not the cleanest. As I was rounding third base and headed for home, the smell of the passion fruit made me suspect it had rotted, at which time I lost my apetite and got tagged out by the catcher as I was running back to third. what are your stories?
I can't imagine 2 eggs being responsible for the smell...! I know nothing about this woman's hygiene, but just wanted to share an experience. Used to work with a girl who was definitely clean; however, her body was emitting such a horrible odor, it was hard to share an office with her... Not sure what was causing it (must've been some condition), but being in her shoes would be terrible... knock wood!
I used to work with a girl who took all kind of odd holistic supplements including algae. She had a horrendous odor that offended everyone in our open office.
With such an odd diet, maybe this woman also took strange pills that made her stink.
Oh lord..... How to keep it clean while discussing this???
Well, an ex girlfriend in college. Just wasn't the cleanest in the world I guess.... First time I made the plunge I just sorta grinned (more like winced) and beared it... Problem was I did a pretty good job apparrently and she wanted me to keep doing it and wondered why I really had no interest in diving again...
Remember this was college so at some point I shared my "issues" with a couple of friends of her's (they were in the process of making fun of her and I was on the verge of breaking up with her anyway... ) and they told me some stories about how unclean this girl could be at times...... Pretty terrifying!!!! I'm lucky it was only an unpleasant odor that came outta there I guess.... No, that's not funny..... EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
i am in shock to read all of these "diving" /"taking the plunge" stories!
Don't you like to swim, nic?
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