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ROFL. I'm a man and have worked years part time at wedding receptions. You reminded me of one of the most hilarious 'toasts' (more like a roast) of the groom by his friends.
His friends gave a terrific description of the type of guy you describe in the OP and it was cracking everyone up. The toast/roast was one of the longest ever as they chided him and forewarned his bride with countless stories of his primping. He took it all in stride (seemingly) as I guess he was one of those with pride and was used to the ribbing. The groomsmen after warning the bride of his fastidious meticulous personal grooming habits, proceeded to 'gift him' a giant gift basket of tweezers, comb, brush, trimmer, moisturizer, and every other personal toiletry / cosmetic type item you could think of! Thx for the memory
I always took the crew fiber to the hair, messed it up, and then fixed it in a few seconds. The Wife always rolled her eyes. As I get older in my career I have to take a little more time to not look like Jake Gyllenhaal in Bubble Boy. Still don't spend much time, but have to make it look like I didn't just wake up.
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