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A woman awakens to find her husband was not in bed. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table in deep thought.
He wiped a tear from his eye. "What's the matter, dear?", she whispers
Husband: "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16? When your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love? He shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that" she replied. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said,
My personal fave is the two tickets to Pittsburgh joke - but I can't say it here!
That reminds me of a joke about going to Chicago, but I'm not sure if a wife was involved. lol
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Originally Posted by cheryjohns
A woman awakens to find her husband was not in bed. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table in deep thought.
He wiped a tear from his eye. "What's the matter, dear?", she whispers
Husband: "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16? When your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love? He shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that" she replied. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said,
Love those jokes but I have one that really happened. My parents were married 66 years when my mother died. Daddy was always pulling little jokes on her that, at the time, she didn't think was very funny. One Christmas, my mother invited some ladies over for an "open house" get together. About 10 that night, after everybody had gone, my brother and I were helping clean up and all my dad was doing was holding the front door open (in December!). Mama kept asking what he was doing and he just motioned to wait a minute. After about 10 minutes of holding that door open, he finally shut it. When Mama asked why he did that he answered," With all that talking going on with all the ladies in here, I had to let some of the words out so we could say something." Needless to say he didn't have to worry about any words from her the rest of the night. My brother and I didn't say anything either.We were too busy trying to keep from laughing in front of her. lol
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