For divorced people and married people (dating, movies, love, single)
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I figure this may help HobokenKitchen and I get the statistics we talked about. Vote in the poll only if you're divorced, or if you're married. (Still single, or engaged, don't count for this one. Sorry!)
I had sex before I was married.
Then I got married.
Then I had sex with someone else.
And also with the one I was married to.
Then I got divorced.
Then I married the one I was having sex with while I was married to the other one.
Then we had more sex.
And I had sex with someone else.
And got divorced again.
Then I had sex with the one I was having sex with when I was married to the other one.
And we had a lot of it.
We evidently had too much because a couple of kids popped out.
Then we had a lot more sex.
Until we finally burned out.
Then we got a big screen Plasma TV.
Now watch movies all evening and fall asleep watching Leno.
My new love interest is named NetFix.
I recently divorced Blockbuster.
Last edited by Fat Freddy; 04-23-2008 at 04:02 PM..
I had sex before I was married.
Then I got married.
Then I had sex with someone else.
And also with the one I was married to.
Then I got divorced.
Then I married the one I was having sex with while I was married to the other one.
Then we had more sex.
And I had sex with someone else.
And got divorced again.
Then I had sex with the one I was having sex with when I was married to the other one.
And we had a lot of it.
We evidently had too much because a couple of kids popped out.
Then we had a lot more sex.
Until we finally burned out.
Then we got a big screen Plasma TV.
We watch movies all evening and fall asleep watching Leno.
Who remembers who had sex with whom in these days, right... There may be some overlaps you forget, too.
Ok, I am sorta married but not divorced. Does that count? I am separated.
I was married for 12 years, well, I will go past anopther anniversary before I am divorced... geez, does this have to be so complicated?
Ok. I am separated. My WASband and I were together for about 17 years.
OK, here we go. I am married, heading for divorce. Married for more than two times more than five years, together for more than three times five years. Sex before marriage. Now...
I am separated, and there is no sex. How bout that?
Who pays custody on the DVD's?
Did you have to go for video counseling first?
Do you still have visitation rights on the "New Releases" wall?
None of that makes any difference now.
I just had my first encounter with a big red DVD vending machine outside the supermarket.
New releases for $1.
We are about to start an affair.
This may be my final fling.
well, I will go past anopther anniversary before I am divorced... geez, does this have to be so complicated?
You should celebrate it, Robyn! My ex and I celebrated ours. Otherwise we would've only had one... Well, guess that was because we were also "dating" at the time (each other that is)...
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There may be some overlaps you forget, too.
