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Hold her eyelid open and shine a little flashlight in her eye.
If her pupil contracts and then expands when you move the light away, she might love you.
If there is no change, forget about it and quickly and quietly bury the body.
Get a flower with lots of petals. Pluck them one by one each time saying back and forth , "she loves me, she loves me not" wherever you end up is your answer. Ok, I'm kidding! BUT seriously, why don't you just ask her what's up?
Good lord, I'm praying that common sense makes a big comeback (per Dr. PHIL) but I love it!!
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Young women are extremely good at torturing young men. Men need direct, incisive and to the point communication with a heaping tablespoon of finality in order to get a solid grasp on "its over." Women want men to be insightful enough not to have to say anything direct, incisive or to the point. Later, when the man isn't getting the message, the woman resents the man for being thick headed. The best thing you can do is play it cool and make a public display of your desirability to other women. Then she'll be more responsive.
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Originally Posted by beowulf7
She Love Me probably goes hand-in-hand with He Hate Me.
Rep. pts. to the first person who knows what I'm talking about. No cheating (Googling)!
I'll never forget the interview he had at mid-field. "'They hate me' was too many letters. Just look at 'em, they hate me!"
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