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I worked at a courthouse in the high desert in the mid nineties. We were in an office full of cubicles. Evidently I had eaten something the night before that was making its way out of me the morning after. It was silent, but deadly, let me tell you. People were rushing around, doing their work as always. I didn't say anything, and lit a few matches and waved them around to get rid of the smell.
Some woman became quietly hysterical and I could hear her whispering furiously to some other woman, "Oh my God, it's smoke! Do you smell THAT? WHAT'S burning?" People started murmuring in the office and rustling, and getting up from their desks, sniffing the air and looking around.
So I had to come from behind my desk and say,"There is NO fire! I passed gas and I didn't want you to smell it!" They collasped in laughter. They laughed and laughed and laughed. And then months and years later, they proceeded to tell anyone new who came into the office about what had happened. They told that story over and over during the slow times in the office. I tell you, those people needed to get a life!
i can tell you its not gonna be just them thats gonna be remembering this... i cracked up. I mean... burning a match? Fire eats oxygen... not fart-gas...
You're cutesy and funny... wat an interesing way to care for the people around you.
LOL-I'm a farter. It really only starts when the bf comes home. Maybe it misses him, I don't know..Its pretty odd. LOL
Alpis-I've used the matches before. It does work trust me.
This reminds of the time I had about 15 beers and some pickled eggs and next day I was majorly hung over. The company I worked for was doing some remodeling so they had some of us in trailers. Anyway I was alone and let a few SBD's go, and about 10 minutes later a female co-worker came in and started to say "What is that SMELL???"
It took everything I had to stifle my laughter. So I innocently said "Oh there must be a sewer line open around here"
To this day I can still remember the look on her face.
I work outside installing lawn sprinkler systems. Sometimes it can be a bit tricky to go to the bathroom. Years ago, I worked with a guy who had a habit of showing his poop to the other guys on his crew. You heard me right. Showing off his poop. He would go in the back of the truck and poop in a box or a bucket or whatever was handy. And then carry it around from guy to guy. Strangely, people had little interest in viewing his poop and began to decline the offer. So he began trying to fool people using such clever tactics as "hey, look at this - I caught a snake!" I don't miss him.
That qualifies as "inappropriate", right?
I kind of always thought that bathrooms were for a purpose. I don't know about you, but most people make noises when they go to the bathroom. It seems rather silly to sit there and worry about offending a stranger in the next stall when you have to go. LOL It sounds like a Monty Python Sketch.
Stall 1: riiiiiiiippppppppp "Oh, beg your pardon"
Stall 2: Don't mention it.
Stall 1: Pffrrrrrrrrrooooooot "I say, so sorry, chap"
Stall 2: Not at all, carry on!
Stall 1: Braaaap Braaaaap put put put spash "Oh, heavens, excuse me please"
Stall 2: Jolly good, I say. Have a good day!
LOL I can just SEE Eric Idle and Michael Palin! LOL
I work outside installing lawn sprinkler systems. Sometimes it can be a bit tricky to go to the bathroom. Years ago, I worked with a guy who had a habit of showing his poop to the other guys on his crew. You heard me right. Showing off his poop. He would go in the back of the truck and poop in a box or a bucket or whatever was handy. And then carry it around from guy to guy. Strangely, people had little interest in viewing his poop and began to decline the offer. So he began trying to fool people using such clever tactics as "hey, look at this - I caught a snake!" I don't miss him.
I work outside installing lawn sprinkler systems. Sometimes it can be a bit tricky to go to the bathroom. Years ago, I worked with a guy who had a habit of showing his poop to the other guys on his crew. You heard me right. Showing off his poop. He would go in the back of the truck and poop in a box or a bucket or whatever was handy. And then carry it around from guy to guy. Strangely, people had little interest in viewing his poop and began to decline the offer. So he began trying to fool people using such clever tactics as "hey, look at this - I caught a snake!" I don't miss him.
That qualifies as "inappropriate", right?
LMFAOOMG
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You "poo" not fart, right? 
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