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Hey honey, my friends bet me $20 I couldn't come over here and talk to you, so you want to go buy drinks with their money? (That one works the most)
Hi there! You remind me of a championship fish, I don't know weather I want to mount you or eat you.
A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck.
Nice legs, what time do they open?
Do you want to go eat out at the Y?
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder.
The word of the day is "legs", want to go back to my house and spread the word?
That outfit is very becoming of you, then again if I was on you, I'd be coming too.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I may not be Mr.Right but I'll scr*w you until he gets here.
Lets play Army!! I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.
Walk up to a girl and say, excuse me, would you like to dance? If she comes off as a b*tch, and says no, then say...I'm sorry, maybe you didn't hear me. I said, you look really fat in those pants, and walk away.
Last but not least..
Do you have a keg in the back of your pants? Because I'd love to tap that a$$.
Anyway, those are all the ones I've used...sometimes they work, sometimes I get slapped, but it's worth the laugh.
this guys right..i always joked on hot girls and bagged on them just cause it's in my nature to do it. i dont think that anyone is better than anyone but hot girls think they are so i like to bring them down to reality and when i talk to them (or rather wait for them to talk to me), i never act like im that interested..sometimes its best to ignore at first, it makes their heads race with mystery. i had a married woman chase me at my workplace. the first time she tried to talk to me, i flat ignored her. i did the undercover security there. one day she said "i wanna know everything about you". she thought i had been with 50 girls and asked me, i didnt respond. then she said 100? LOL. i do have good looks and i work out but not even tall but it was my personality that made her beg for me to come over everyday and talk to her. i had her paging me all the time. half the time i wouldnt respond lol. also had hooked up with a girl that had a fiancee at the same workplace. both were older than i was too. if i would have acted like some nice guy, i wouldn't have had the chances/experiences with the hot girls..or even average girls. lol
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Originally Posted by JonathanLB
Haha, I'm sorry it bugs you so much that works on girls, but it does. It's not in the movies, get over yourself. A cocky-funny approach works on virtually every hot girl in the world. That's just how girls are conditioned, they respond to guys who are different, unique, the alpha male of the group. It's simple social dynamics. I'm not going to argue with you anymore until you educate yourself -- I gave you the book title, you read it, you come back and then you tell me why the book's numerous real-life experiences recalled are wrong and why that would "never" work on you or your girl friends (even though it absolutely would, but every girl says "Oh that would never work on me," which is why it does work). Until you've done the reading I have, get lost. This thread said guys only, so butt out and stop being so high and mighty. You're no more special than any other girl, and yes, the same pickup lines that work on every other girl would work on you, too, and you wouldn't even know it was happening.
Haha, I'm sorry it bugs you so much that works on girls, but it does. It's not in the movies, get over yourself. A cocky-funny approach works on virtually every hot girl in the world. That's just how girls are conditioned, they respond to guys who are different, unique, the alpha male of the group. It's simple social dynamics. I'm not going to argue with you anymore until you educate yourself -- I gave you the book title, you read it, you come back and then you tell me why the book's numerous real-life experiences recalled are wrong and why that would "never" work on you or your girl friends (even though it absolutely would, but every girl says "Oh that would never work on me," which is why it does work). Until you've done the reading I have, get lost. This thread said guys only, so butt out and stop being so high and mighty. You're no more special than any other girl, and yes, the same pickup lines that work on every other girl would work on you, too, and you wouldn't even know it was happening.
Hey Jerk!!! Why don't you start treating her like a lady and cut her some slack. We allow you to post your crappy advice allow the young lady her thought.
Haha, I'm sorry it bugs you so much that works on girls, but it does. It's not in the movies, get over yourself. A cocky-funny approach works on virtually every hot girl in the world. That's just how girls are conditioned, they respond to guys who are different, unique, the alpha male of the group. It's simple social dynamics. I'm not going to argue with you anymore until you educate yourself -- I gave you the book title, you read it, you come back and then you tell me why the book's numerous real-life experiences recalled are wrong and why that would "never" work on you or your girl friends (even though it absolutely would, but every girl says "Oh that would never work on me," which is why it does work). Until you've done the reading I have, get lost. This thread said guys only, so butt out and stop being so high and mighty. You're no more special than any other girl, and yes, the same pickup lines that work on every other girl would work on you, too, and you wouldn't even know it was happening.
wow....testy hu? It's okay...I was that way too a few days ago sex helps! ......anyway....get over myself? I didn't know I was under myself You think your educated? What because you read one book on one obviously stupid POV?? hahahahaha omg....hilarious. Sweetie....I won't argue with you because ANY girl on here will tell you they don't fall for arrogant *****es sorry....just the way we are "conditioned" Like I said before.....the girls it does work on obviously have issues and if that works for ya' hey....who am I to judge? All i'm saying is there's a HUGE difference between an alpha male being "confident" (HOT) and being "arrogant" (not so hot)........looks like your the latter.....good luck W/that
this guys right..i always joked on hot girls and bagged on them just cause it's in my nature to do it. i dont think that anyone is better than anyone but hot girls think they are so i like to bring them down to reality and when i talk to them (or rather wait for them to talk to me), i never act like im that interested..sometimes its best to ignore at first, it makes their heads race with mystery. i had a married woman chase me at my workplace. the first time she tried to talk to me, i flat ignored her. i did the undercover security there. one day she said "i wanna know everything about you". she thought i had been with 50 girls and asked me, i didnt respond. then she said 100? LOL. i do have good looks and i work out but not even tall but it was my personality that made her beg for me to come over everyday and talk to her. i had her paging me all the time. half the time i wouldnt respond lol. also had hooked up with a girl that had a fiancee at the same workplace. both were older than i was too. if i would have acted like some nice guy, i wouldn't have had the chances/experiences with the hot girls..or even average girls. lol
"How would you like to give me the best 5 minutes of my life?"
I'm taking it out of context, it only works in a light, festive atmosphere with "sassy" already joking and laughing women(do not use it on ...say.. a librarian)
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Hey Jerk!!! Why don't you start treating her like a lady and cut her some slack. We allow you to post your crappy advice allow the young lady her thought. 
sex helps! 
......anyway....get over myself? I didn't know I was under myself 
You think your educated? What because you read one book on one obviously stupid POV?? hahahahaha omg....hilarious. Sweetie....I won't argue with you because ANY girl on here will tell you they don't fall for arrogant *****es 
