Would you really talk to everybody in the relationship forums in real life? (advice, therapist)

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by Jays1983

I'm a big ass 26yr old who's done quite well in the face of extreme immaturity. I think we can drop the "kiddo" crap, Sierra.

Whatever you say, you big ass 26yr old!

[virgode]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

You sure miss things here! I can't find the post, but I saved that thingie. Ya see... life is shaped like a pyramid!

At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is having sex.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having sex.
At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.

I love this a little irony of life.

[si33]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

Whatever you say, you big ass 26yr old!

Sierra my dear, we are serving happy hour over in another area of the village..Need anything..

[mrstewart]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

Things tend to crap out when you get into reality. So, just like some people plant their virtual crops, let's keep our virtual friends in the box!

In the litter box, of course!

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by si33

Sierra my dear, we are serving happy hour over in another area of the village..Need anything..

Pina Colada, please! Is my hammock ready?

[max's mama]

Originally Posted by virgode

I love this a little irony of life.

Sexual evolution of men:

Age 12 - I want something not sure what
Age 18 - I want all of them, everyone of them, my pick.
Age 21 - I want just this one, because she is the best
Age 28 - I want my wife
Age 35 - I want someone else's wife
Age 50 - I want anyone who is willing to give
Age 60 - I don't really want, but need to pretend to want it
Age 70 - Thank God, no need to pretend anymore
Age 80 - I want something but don't remember what

[Hawk J]

Originally Posted by max's mama

I would talk to anyone and everyone, not just in this forum. That's why it's easy for me to make friends. I can make friends in Alaska or Sahara, doesn't matter to me.

cuz your hubby knows you have,

"Kisses Sweeter then Wine".

[max's mama]

Originally Posted by Hawk J

cuz your hubby knows you have,

"Kisses Sweeter then Wine".

[si33]

Originally Posted by Hawk J

cuz your hubby knows you have,

"Kisses Sweeter then Wine".

And you sir, what are we drinking this evening..

[Hawk J]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

I can take ya to real Farmville! I happen to own some land.

You got the 'Lost Dutchmen's Gold Mine" ???