Did a World-Wide Flood in Noah's day Happen? (Judaism, missionaries, sinned)

[Tantalust]

You sound like John Wayne Gacy.

[Eusebius]

Originally Posted by Tantalust

You sound like John Wayne Gacy.

What kind of sound did he make? What exactly did John Wayne Gacy say about people dying? About the world-wide flood of Noah's day? about God saving all mankind?

Please give us the details.

[Tantalust]

Originally Posted by Eusebius

But how do you know He is a murderous cloud-ghost if the Bible is just all made up stories which never happened?

I attended Sunday Skool when I was eight.

[Eusebius]

Originally Posted by Eusebius
But how do you know He is a murderous cloud-ghost if the Bible is just all made up stories which never happened?

Originally Posted by Tantalust

I attended Sunday Skool when I was eight.

But if the teacher just made it all up, or taught from a book that is all fiction, how do you know He is murderous even if you went to Sunday "Skool."

[Tantalust]

Well, then discounting the murdering kids part, there's the passage where your kind, loving, imaginary cloud-ghost describes pushing a sword through a man's belly and then describes how the man loses control of his bowels and defecates.

Yep, that's actually in your "holy" book.

Then, the other passage using swords on pregnant women...

[Eusebius]

Originally Posted by Tantalust

Well, then discounting the murdering kids part, there's the passage where your kind, loving, imaginary cloud-ghost describes pushing a sword through a man's belly and then describes how the man loses control of his bowels and defecates.

Yep, that's actually in your "holy" book.

Then, the other passage using swords on pregnant women...

But if these are just fiction stories, how do you know this imaginary cloud-ghost did that? I mean, you did say He is "imaginary" so why are you upset as if He exists? That would be like some goofball going around being mad at a killer in a fictitious killer novel.

[Tantalust]

Your "holy" books need to be piled up and burned.

[Eusebius]

Originally Posted by Tantalust

Your "holy" books need to be piled up and burned.

But why? That would be like saying Stephen King's novels should be piled up and burned if it is all fictitious.

[Eusebius]

COMPARISON OF GENESIS AND GILGAMESH
................................GENESIS......................GILGAMESH
Extent of flood .............Global........................... Global
Cause Man's... .............wickedness.................... Man's sins
Intended for whom? ......All mankind................... One city & all mankind
Sender....................... Yahweh ........................Assembly of "gods"
Name of hero ...............Noah ...........................Utnapishtim
Hero's character........... Righteous .....................Righteous
Means of announcement. Direct from God .............In a dream
Ordered to build boat? ....Yes .............................Yes
Did hero complain? ........Yes .............................Yes
Height of boat.............. Several stories (3) ..........Several stories (6)
Compartments inside? ....Many ...........................Many
Doors .........................One...................... ....... One
Windows..................... At least one ...................At least one
Outside coating .............Pitch ............................Pitch
Shape of boat ...............Rectangular ...................Square
Human passengers ........Family members .............only Family & few others
Other passengers ..........All species of animals ........All species of animals
Means of flood ..............Ground water & heavy rain ..Heavy rain
Duration of flood ...........Long (40 days & nights plus) ...Short (6 days & nights)
Test to find land............ Release of birds ...............Release of birds
Types of birds ...............Raven & three doves........ Dove, swallow, raven
Ark landing spot Mountain -- Mt. Ararat Mountain ......Mt. Nisir
Sacrificed after flood? .....Yes, by Noah ..................Yes, by Utnapishtim
Blessed after flood? ........Yes ..............................Yes

The above taken from The Flood of Noah and the Flood of Gilgamesh

[Tantalust]

Originally Posted by Eusebius

But why? That would be like saying Stephen King's novels should be piled up and burned if it is all fictitious.

Why do you want to worship an imaginary cloud-ghost who reportedly advocates killing children?

Do you have an ice-cold artificial heart that you take out at night and put in the refrigerator?