What would you do if you had only 2 minutes left to live? (Buddha, quote)

[Woodrow LI]

I would repeat the Shahada and recite Surahs al-Fatihah and Ikhlas

[Fontucky]

I'd head to the bathroom and empty everything so I wouldn't soil myself when my muscles relaxed.

[Rafius]

Say 'Oh bugger!' and have a cigarette.

[Pleroo]

2 minutes? Kiss & hug my hubby & kids, smile, and tell them thank you. Shoot, think I'll go do that now. No time like the present.

[Pawporri]

Get ready to collect the prize................

[Driftwood2011]

Log on to City-Data Religion and Philosophy forum to see what everyone else is doing with their two minutes.

[Woodrow LI]

Originally Posted by Pleroo

2 minutes? Kiss & hug my hubby & kids, smile, and tell them thank you. Shoot, think I'll go do that now. No time like the present.

Nice answer. You are quite right, why wait for the last 2 minutes of your life to do what you feel is important.

If we put the important things off until the end, I wonder if we really consider them to be important?

[Joe90]

Get with the family or, if that wasn't possible, pack a bong.

[Stavemaster]

Post some final wisecrack on twitter and/or facebook, maybe follow up with a "but seriously, folks, it's been good times" and quote the Buddha or maybe Nick Cave. Kiss the wife and kid goodbye, and then find a comfortable spot to wait for the end.

Originally Posted by Joe90

Get with the family or, if that wasn't possible, pack a bong.

Yeah, I thought about this one too, but it's been so long that looking for the goods and getting the pipe set up would take more than 2 minutes. Any chance we could stretch it out to ten?

[KangarooMan]

Get the wife on the phone, and tell her where the life-insurance paperwork is. Tell her I love her, and that my hyper-active, pain-in-the-ass chocolate lab is now HER dog, bwaahaaha!!