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He's not pining! He's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, He's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
He's not pining! He's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, He's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
Monty Python -- what a great source of material!
"You must bring us.... another shrubbery!"
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Originally Posted by shamrock4
I don’t have a quote, but these are terrific to “revisit”!
Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights,
if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further,
for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!
There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly, and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: There is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to . . . The Outer Limits.
"Mule Muffins", "Camel Cookies", "Horse Hockey" - Col. Potter
"Julie, did i ever tell you about my Uncle ******?" Mr. Kotter
"Can it core a apple?" "Yes it can core a apple." Ralph and Ed
"YOU are a 'Blabbermouth!'" Ralph K.
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