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Batman: Robin, listen to these riddles. Tell me if you interpret them as l do. One. What has yellow skin and writes?
Robin: A ball-point banana!
Batman: Right. Two. What people are always in a hurry?
Robin: Rushing people? Russians!
Batman: Right again. Now, what would you say they mean?
Robin: Banana. Russian. I've got it! Someone Russian is going to slip on a banana peel and break their neck!
Batman: Precisely, Robin!
I bleedin' well do and I got one... can't be caught out there.
There is no such thing as bloody cat license.
Yes there is.
No there isn't.
What's that, then?
This is a dog license with the word 'dog' crossed and 'cat' written in in crayon.
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