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This theoretical physicist goes into an ice cream parlor every week and orders an ice cream sundae for himself and offers one to th empty stool sitting next to him. This goes on for a while until the owner finally asks him what he’s doing. The man says, “Well, I’m a theoretical physicist and quantum mechanics teaches us that it is possible for the matter above this stool to spontaneously turn into a beautiful woman who might accept my offer and fall involve with me. The owner then says, “Well, lots of single beautiful women come in here every day. Why don’t you buy an ice cream for one of them and they might fall in love with you.”
And the physicist says, “Yah, but what are the odds of that happening?"
Jim is going to pull the Nile Crocodile into shallow water while I observe from the helicopter.
-- Marlin Perkins
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