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Old 10-31-2009, 12:51 PM
 
Location: South Texas Coastal Bend
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I'm going to go out on a limb and guess South Texas Coastal Bend
AND WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!! Thanks for the good giggle - I think I needed that!

 
Old 10-31-2009, 03:03 PM
 
Location: Universal City, Texas
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How do these people survive?
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter. 'You don't?' I replied'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply. 'So I can't order half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?' 'That's right.' So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets(Unbelievable but sadly true...)

I was checking out at the local Woolworths with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?' I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.' She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.' (keep shuddering!!)

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked. She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?' 'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked. 'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....' PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself!!!

Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies. Brunette, by the way!!

A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......'
Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!'

Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid!!!!
 
Old 10-31-2009, 03:06 PM
 
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^ fale
 
Old 10-31-2009, 03:14 PM
 
Location: Universal City, Texas
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^ fale
gimme a chanbce to clean it up!
 
Old 10-31-2009, 04:28 PM
 
Location: San Antonio, TX
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That was a Fusion? No way!
ok, my glasses can't come soon enough... I ordered them last Sunday from Lenscrafters and they should be in my mail box any day now..
You shouldn't have spent all your money on guns, or gone to see Mike Yucknitz over at My Econo's $39.95 Optical!



Whoops, I mean the guy on the right!



Family owned!

Cheers! M2
 
Old 10-31-2009, 04:30 PM
 
Location: San Antonio, TX
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^ fale
Failed 'fail'!
 
Old 10-31-2009, 04:35 PM
 
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Awww, nothing like putting makeup on your son. My dog got dressed as a mailman, now the kid is getting made up as The Joker. Love Halloween!
 
Old 10-31-2009, 04:52 PM
 
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Awww, nothing like putting makeup on your son. My dog got dressed as a mailman, now the kid is getting made up as The Joker. Love Halloween!
daughter's tiny little dog is going as a piece of sushi!
 
Old 10-31-2009, 04:53 PM
 
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daughter's tiny little dog is going as a piece of sushi!
Ohhhhhh!! How adorable!
 
Old 11-01-2009, 01:52 AM
 
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Ohhhhhh!! How adorable!
You'd think it was really cute if you knew her name.
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