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All of them at one time or another.
If they didn't whiz off the frt porch they did off the back porch or out the back door.
I know we did.
If we drank too much moonshine we might even pee out of the bedroom window and hope grandpa wasn't standing under it taking his own whiz at the side or the house.
Grandpa got really drunk one night and we found him in the pig pen with his arm around the old sow pig and heard him say "grandma, this is the first time I ever knew you had two rows of buttons on your nightgown".
The next litter of piglets seemed to have a hankering for corncob pipes and tobaccy. LOL
All of them at one time or another.
If they didn't whiz off the frt porch they did off the back porch or out the back door.
I know we did.
If we drank too much moonshine we might even pee out of the bedroom window and hope grandpa wasn't standing under it taking his own whiz at the side or the house.
Grandpa got really drunk one night and we found him in the pig pen with his arm around the old sow pig and heard him say "grandma, this is the first time I ever knew you had two rows of buttons on your nightgown".
The next litter of piglets seemed to have a hankering for corncob pipes and tobaccy. LOL
Front porch, back porch, out behind the garage... never out a window, though, we've always had indoor plumbing for those middle-of-the-night emergencies.
Where we used to live it was obviously common to pee anywhere. My son knew how to use a tree before he was potty trained.
But that sorta backfired on us one day. He was about 3 or 4 and attended a home setting daycare in a neighborhood outside Martinsburg and they had this nice fenced in area with a playset and other things inside. There was also one little crabapple tree in the play area. One day my son had the 'urge' during playtime and did what daddy taught him- went and relieved himself behind the tree in front of the girls and boys.
The daycare provider told me about the incident, in which we both had a good chuckle over. She said "Well we know where he learned that from" lol.
This reminds me when my cousins (boys) were younger we got into a debat about what boys and girls could or could not do and my cousin told me girls couldn't spell their name in the snow and I replied "oh, yes I can there would just be a lot of footprints".
At a friends picnic a few years back, three little guys were standing on the platform of the swingset in the back yard peeing for distance...all about 4 years old. We would have never known, but one of the little girls squealed on them...
What a hoot that was for their mothers...well it was later when things cooled down. Somebody got a pic or two for blackmail at a future wedding...
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