I can't take it anymore. (quote)

[missik999]

A sign taped to the inside of the stall door in a women's restroom today: "Courtesy Flush's are Appreciated."

[suzy_q2010]

Originally Posted by missik999

I frequently hear "butt naked" for "buck naked."

You do know the difference between "naked" and "nekkid", don't you?

If you're "naked," you ain't got no clothes on.

If you're "nekkid," you ain't got no clothes on and you're up to somethin'.

--- Lewis Grizzard, humorist.

[suzy_q2010]

"this thread has seg-wag'd a bit"

[Mightyqueen801]

I just read something that made me shake my head. There was an article in the NJ newspaper (Star-Ledger) about high-speed taxiways being added at Newark Airport, which they say will help the planes get off the tarmac faster and reduce the use of fuel. At the end of the article was the comments section.

There were nine comments. Two of the nine wondered why they were spending money on areas for TAXICABS, with one even referring to the fact that most taxi drivers are named Mohammed and that these new taxiways will make it easier for terrorists to have access to planes.

Johnny can't read.

[suzy_q2010]

Originally Posted by Mightyqueen801

Johnny can't read.

And Johnny's SAT score is in the basement.

[Ohiogirl81]

I love reading the comments on newspaper websites. So much idiotic hilarity! Or is that hilarious idiocy?

[missik999]

"I have no ideal!"

[skinem]

Originally Posted by Ohiogirl81

I love reading the comments on newspaper websites. So much idiotic hilarity! Or is that hilarious idiocy?

Hilarious inanity...or insanity...or both.

[Creek Hollow]

Florida sports broadcasters refer to the Jacksonville NFL team as the Jagwires. It makes me want to scream.

[suzy_q2010]

Originally Posted by Creek Hollow

Florida sports broadcasters refer to the Jacksonville NFL team as the Jagwires. It makes me want to scream.

You mean the "Jag-you-ars"?