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Old 12-09-2009, 03:39 PM
 
Location: Mid-Atlantic
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Stopping at your typical gas station/convenience today there was a sign taped to the broken ATM:

Not working, sorry for any incovience.

From there stopped at a local bar where the special was: Lasaunya

You can't make this stuff up.

 
Old 12-09-2009, 03:45 PM
bjh
 
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Well, was the lasagna good at least? Sounds like a "pronunciation spelling."
 
Old 12-09-2009, 04:04 PM
 
Location: SW Missouri
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Originally Posted by Copanut View Post
Stopping at your typical gas station/convenience today there was a sign taped to the broken ATM:

Not working, sorry for any incovience.

From there stopped at a local bar where the special was: Lasaunya

You can't make this stuff up.
Living in the Missouri Ozarks, I see it all day, every day. The one's I like the best are when they are COPYING something off a container, etc., onto a sign and they still misspell it! LOL

A real big one in the Branson area is misspelling Shepherd of the Hills. The most common misspelling is "Shepard of the Hills". doh

About two or three weeks ago on the marquee sign of the RFD Theater said "Marty Strurat" Instead of Marty Stuart. I mean how hard is it to get your headline entertainer's name right?

20yrsinBranson
 
Old 12-09-2009, 07:56 PM
 
Location: Elsewhere
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Originally Posted by Copanut View Post
Stopping at your typical gas station/convenience today there was a sign taped to the broken ATM:

Not working, sorry for any incovience.

From there stopped at a local bar where the special was: Lasaunya

You can't make this stuff up.
There is SO much stupidity these days (yeah, I know, I sound old).

What kills me is when a restaurant has misspellings on its menu. And I am the kind of person who spots them immediately without even looking for them. I mean, you own a restaurant, your MENU is the first thing your customer sees, so the first impression they get is that you are so stupid and careless that you didn't proofread your menu or demand that whomever you paid to do your menu do it right.

Ruben Sandwich--I fear I'm going to be served meat made out of a fat woman, with sauerkraut.

I give some slack to Chinese menus--they are learning an alphabet as well as a language--but I am annoyed with THEM for not hiring a person who speaks clear English to take orders on the phone....
 
Old 12-09-2009, 07:58 PM
 
Location: Elsewhere
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Living in the Missouri Ozarks, I see it all day, every day. The one's I like the best are when they are COPYING something off a container, etc., onto a sign and they still misspell it! LOL

A real big one in the Branson area is misspelling Shepherd of the Hills. The most common misspelling is "Shepard of the Hills". doh

About two or three weeks ago on the marquee sign of the RFD Theater said "Marty Strurat" Instead of Marty Stuart. I mean how hard is it to get your headline entertainer's name right?

20yrsinBranson
On one of the corners of Washington Street in New York City, the street sign said "Washinton". How can they let that happen?
 
Old 12-09-2009, 09:07 PM
 
Location: Brooklyn
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There's a shop here in Brooklyn that proudly announces you can come in and get coffe and donnuts. (I've never walked in there, which may have something to do with the fact that I'd prefer coffee and doughnuts, but maybe that's just me!)

And while I'm thinking about it, there's a garage that boasts about its ability in the area of wheel alingment. This is probably good to know in case the wheels on your car need to be alinged.
 
Old 12-10-2009, 07:56 AM
 
Location: Ogden, Utah
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I have on occasion walked into such places and told them that I'd not be shopping there. Then I tell them the reason: if they are that illiterate they cannot be trusted to read their service manuals - or get my bill correct.
 
Old 12-10-2009, 09:09 AM
 
Location: Beautiful Rhode Island
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Agreed!!

Also far too many apostrophe faults:

"cat's" for the plural of cat
"your" for you are
"it's" for possessive

Go to the grocery and see signs for "melon's" and "potatoe's" yikes!!!

While I'm on a rant- what about the "you and I" faults?

He gave it to you and I. aaaargh....

I think it's the public schools and their "don't ruin the kid's self esteem by correcting him" policies.
 
Old 12-10-2009, 02:06 PM
 
Location: Victoria TX
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There's a shop here in Brooklyn that proudly announces you can come in and get [i]coffe.
You're lucky they didn't spell it kauphy, without getting a single letter right.

I once saw a school play sign promoting a performance of "The Merchant of Venus".
 
Old 12-10-2009, 04:07 PM
 
Location: Big skies....woohoo
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