I can't take it anymore. (quote, dictionary)

[WoodstockSchool1980]

Goddamn these puns. Gonna kill me.

[Dirt Grinder]

Originally Posted by WoodstockSchool1980

Goddamn these puns. Gonna kill me.

Sorry, I forgot intellectuals also post here.

[Rubi3]

Originally Posted by Chaser199

This person was offered a $50k/year job.

Of course, don't take it! Why would you want to elevate your standard of living? I've made this difficult decision for you since you don't know.

[southwest88]

Originally Posted by Dirt Grinder

I agree - it was a stale attempt; there isn't a grain of truth in that half-baked excuse.

Yah, not merely history. It's toast!

Yeppers, puns are low humor. Sometimes one is in the mood for low humor ...

[WoodstockSchool1980]

I love 'em

[Rubi3]

"I mean seriously this was a job selling designer purses so a person with zero credit would have gotten highered over me..."

[Retriever]

Originally Posted by Rubi3

"I mean seriously this was a job selling designer purses so a person with zero credit would have gotten highered over me..."

...until they lowered the boom on that person...

[Dirt Grinder]

"He might like cooking himself down the road if not now."

It seems this guy is going to end-up cooked - he might even like it.

[Rob Allen]

He'd probably prefer being baked.

[WoodstockSchool1980]

Originally Posted by Dirt Grinder

"He might like cooking himself down the road if not now."

It seems this guy is going to end-up cooked - he might even like it.

In an asphalt truck, maybe?